election speeches!!

<p>I have to give a student council election speech next week, but I<code>m so stuck!
At my school, you need to give a funny/humorous speech in order to win.
But I</code>m kind of the shy type... </p>

<p>Does anyone have any ideas?
OR could anyone give me examples that have worked in the past?
Thanks in advance.</p>

<p>bump! I really need help!</p>

<p>Have confidence. That's the key to winning. Make other people feel like you're one of them.</p>

<p>Well, how did it go?</p>