<p>Hey applicants. I'm a freshman at UNC right now and just wanted to offer my help to any of you writing essays. Feel free to PM you my essays and I can edit them. I'm pretty darn good at it if I do say so myself, and I need something to distract me from my real work. I'll tear your writing up real good (if I may speak in the vernacular), if that's what you're looking for. Or I'll read it and tell you it's wonderful, if you're looking for that. Just wanted to make my services apparent.</p>
<p>It's 2:00 AM and I'm pausing from studying right now. If you're in state, let me tell you that if you have any teacher underselling the difficulty of the course work here, that's crazy people talk. Maybe I'm taking a few too many honors courses, and maybe Chinese and Econ wasn't the best decision, but that's all right. This place is absolutely wonderful. I also suggest that you high schoolers get a lot of sleep this year, because sleeping doesn't happen in college. I repeat: it doesn't happen.</p>