Ethan Hunt vs James Bond vs Jason Bourne vs Batman

<p>Who would win in any circumstance?</p>

<p>for getting laid
Bond</p>

<p>for hand to hand combat
Jason Bourne</p>

<p>any other ideas?</p>

<p>tooth to tooth combat
Jack Bauer</p>

<p>ahahahahhaha.</p>

<p>It doesn't really matter because in any possible situation the real winner of course would be:</p>

<p>Chuck Norris</p>

<p>Steven Seagal can kick Chuck Norris's ass</p>

<p>Batman would win under any circumstances.<br>
Daniel Craig sucks as James Bond, and I can not recognize him after he ruined the role of Bond.</p>

<p>Put them all in a room together with no guns and say only one could survive, Bourne would win easily.</p>

<p>Batman. Daniel Craig is getting gayer by the movie. And by gayer I don't mean happier.</p>

<p>why are you guys bagging on Daniel Craig? hes easily the best bond since Connery. does anyone actually believe peirce brosnan could kick anyones ass?</p>

<p>^Pierce Brosnan was kicking commie ass and tapping some hotties while Daniel Craig beats down on South American lardass dictators and metrosexual bankers and crying over some chick.</p>

<p>^^ non realistic at all, could you actually picture Pierce doing those things...no, Craig on the other hand looks like he could beat some ass.</p>

<p>^Dude if they wanted 'realistic' Brock Lesnar would be James Bond. Are you serious? Its a movie haha.</p>