<p>Just have to say that "the beloved matador, el gran se</p>
<p>I love you</p>
<p>Wait…heres a perverted but interesting idea/thought…what if you talked about “xes” and “prono”…you know what i mean…in the essay</p>
<p>as a former essay scorer, asking for a zero merely lowers you score, because in some cases you were on topic and in others (this in particular) you weren’t. the only things that will get you a zero are being totally off topic and/or writing in pen, which the collegeboard/ets cannot scan.
i’m not exactly sure what the purpose of this “experiment” is. why don’t you just ask these questions of some of us who have worked for the cb. you sound and probably appeared foolish, might have irritated other test takers and didn’t get the 2400, so can’t add that to your tutoring resume, as I have for the past almost 6 years.</p>
<p>^wow someone is a little stuck up</p>
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<p>Cool story, bro.</p>
<p>He probably has already gotten a 2400 in previous examinations. Give him a break, his experiment and thus this thread were meant purely for comedic value. I don’t know about anyone else but it has certainly helped relieve my SAT anxiety. If we can’t laugh at the Collegeboard, what can we laugh at??</p>
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Read the first post of a thread. And loosen up.</p>
<p>Next time, wear an outfit consisting of a matching white shirt, white pants, and white shoes all covered with hundreds of SAT words like “didactic” along with definitions… top it off with a tall purple hat and some peacock feathers</p>
<p>Hahaha!! So freaking hilarious!</p>
<p>shade all 5 answer choices</p>
<p>i think we do need to experiment a lot with essays and the pre-written essay idea is great, but we need more ideas</p>
<p>once i have a good one ill post</p>
<p>and thanks for doing the experiment</p>
<p>this should deffinetly be done</p>
<p>I used 3B pencils on the test. The machine can still read it right?</p>
<p>Personally, I think you are foolish. Some colleges will look at the actual essay on the writing section as part of admission. Also, I don’t like that you distracted other people. You sound quite arrogant. SAT is stressful for a lot of students, don’t demean them by making it a joke. Use your obvious intelligence for good.</p>
<p>^Um, OP is an SAT tutor who has already graduated high school.</p>
<p>draw pictures for the essay. or make jokes about the multiple choice questions on the test (i do this on almost every non-important test. i write “really…?” or “WHAAAAAT!!!” next to the questions that are really easy.)</p>
<p>or write some stupid quote somewhere in the test. i did that in 8th grade on my NYS Science test. i wrote “THIS IS SPARTA!!!” on the test. nothing happened, but my teacher joked about it later. he thought it was some boy until he saw my name…</p>
<p>^What would be the point of writing next to the questions if nobody looks at the answer booklets anyway? By the way, does anyone know what happens the booklets after they are scanned and all?</p>
<p>OP, you are pretty awesome, just saying (:</p>
<p>^ oh right, they don’t look at the booklet…fail… (completely forgot that) >.></p>
<p>On the essay, write random profanity and cross it out with only 1 line so the graders can still see it.</p>
<p>What if you wrote like “F*** you collegeboard graders” and crossed it out?</p>