<p>I enjoy essays. </p>
<p>If you guys love essays so much, then maybe you could help me with my 4,000 word Extended Essay. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of source citation.</p>
<p>Oh, and when you’re done that, you can start on my summer reading responses, which are probably going to end up being 40-50 pages in total. </p>
<p>Sure, sounds great! PM me the extra information!</p>
<p>“I want to go to <insert school=”" here=""> because I really, really like <insert school="" here=""> and they have a great <insert choice="" of="" major="" here=""> program. I think <insert school="" here=""> is a very special school. <insert school="" here=""> will help to increase my swag level and help me meet <insert preferred="" gender=""> and get laid. That is why I want to go to <insert school="" here="">." </insert></insert></insert></insert></insert></insert></insert></p>
<p>Fill it out, send it in, and you’ll be accepted to <insert school="" here=""> and be well on your way to becoming successful <insert desired="" profession="" here="">. </insert></insert></p>
<p>@CE527M </p>
<p>BRB, gotta go apply to Harvard using failsafe essay template</p>
<p>@metsfanAJM What’s your extended essay about? </p>
<p>@CE527M
I too am actually curious to know</p>
<p>@CE527M and @Apollo11: Compare and contrast CIA covert operations in Latin America during the Eisenhower administration. </p>
<p>4000 words. Footnotes and/or citations after each paragraph; otherwise it’s considered to be plagiarized.</p>
<p>You guys are now my indentured servants; you have until September 15th. </p>
<p>@metsfanAJM </p>
<p>YEESSSSsssSSSSssSSSSSssssSSSSSsssss</p>
<p>I’ll actually do it.</p>
<p>Send me the entire information by PM so I can remember it all</p>
<p>@metsfanAJM Uhhh… Something about Communism. The end.</p>
<p>@CE527M </p>
<p>It’s way more fun than that! It’s ENJOYABLE</p>
<p>* Blood seeps out of Apollo’s eyes</p>
<p>@Apollo11 I like writing, but not like that</p>
<p>@CE527M </p>
<p>* Edgar Allan Poe and Apollo11, equal literary talents, most highly oppose with your statement</p>
<p>I don’t think Edgar Allan Poe ever wrote a 4000 word paper comparing and contrasting CIA covert operations during the Eisenhower administration. Poe was a cool dude, but highly improbable. </p>
<p>@CE527M </p>
<p>Much like Poe, I’ll die drunk in a ditch perfecting my craft.</p>
<p>Of what, prostitution?</p>
<p>@kypdurron </p>
<p>Too real for me, kipper.</p>
<p>But probably</p>
<p>I have a math course over the summer and have to study for SATs again. **** yeah! (And I put those asterisks there manually).</p>
<p>@Cosmological </p>
<p>Good luck</p>
<p>I’m going on a cruise on Sunday but I’m leaving Friday because I have to fly on a plane for the first time in a long time! Oh yeah, can’t wait. Flying is so exciting.</p>