<p>"Speaking of chicks, a pre-frosh admitted to Yale early action was on an overnight visit when his hosts lost track of him at a party in L-Dub. Around 1 AM, one of the hosts began the search for the wayward son and soon found him...underneath a female Branford senior. The 17-year-old high school senior later told his host that...he 'really wants to come to Yale.' "</p>
<p>Anyone we know?</p>