From the new Rumpus

<p><a href="http://www.yale.edu/rumpus/archives/pdf/yalerumpus.com_feb05.pdf%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.yale.edu/rumpus/archives/pdf/yalerumpus.com_feb05.pdf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>"Speaking of chicks, a pre-frosh admitted to Yale early action was on an overnight visit when his hosts lost track of him at a party in L-Dub. Around 1 AM, one of the hosts began the search for the wayward son and soon found him...underneath a female Branford senior. The 17-year-old high school senior later told his host that...he 'really wants to come to Yale.' "</p>

<p>Anyone we know?</p>

<p>I'm going to bump this because I found it hilarious...</p>

<p>lol........</p>

<p>Good, god, I wish I had worked harder on my Yale app.</p>

<p>Damn.</p>