Funniest College Essays - To Ease the Tension

<p>hahahah “i know the exact location of every food in the supermarket” thats awesome, i wish i did</p>

<p>rmadden, your essay was excellent! I would be surprised if you don’t get in!</p>

<p>Now that college decisions are coming out, I think we should bump up this thread for fun =)</p>

<p>Bahahahahaha</p>

<p>Kamikazewave,
the funny thing is that almost everything you wrote is actually true.</p>

<p>Amarkov, lol. Thought: should write something uniquely crazy to guarantee a position.</p>

<p>A UVA student (I think it was UVA, its possible it wasn’t) told me that a few years ago, the essay topic was something like “What is your favorite word, and why?”</p>

<p>One kid thought he was really clever and simply typed “Brevity” and sent it in. Unfortunately, about 30 other kids thought the same way. Didn’t really pay off for any of them in the end.</p>

<p>What if the UPenn essay, you just left it blank. Your book couldve had an empty page there between chapters >_></p>

<p>LOL if someone put a bibliography for the UPenn essay I would’ve laughed my ass off</p>

<p>Biggest lols are the ones everybody is mentioning… “Think I can afford your school?..” and “I cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes” ahahahaha</p>

<p>Since I know where I’m going and I know I can get in I’m probably going to have some fun :P</p>

<h2>Something I heard</h2>

<p>A Harvard essay topic: What is the bravest thing you ever did?</p>

<p>Someone answered “Yale rocks!”</p>

<p>and got in.</p>

<p>^I can’t stop laughing about that one! xD That’s hilarious. Haha</p>

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<p>I feel like that’s one of those “it seemed like a good idea at the time…” moments :)</p>

<p>It would have been cooler if for the Harvard essay topic: What is the bravest thing you ever did, they answered ‘This.’ If it comes I totally would.</p>

<p>Ya that will be really cool. XD</p>

<p>WOW! the first two were just hilarious. And I love the “Yale Rocks!” one. I cannot stop laughing. Wish I was that witty :(</p>