Funniest Moments at USAFA

<p>Just to lighten the mood (I’m tired of the seriousness of appointments and nominations and whatever), I want to hear the funniest moments that you have seen, heard, or experienced at USAFA. Any funny pranks or anything?</p>

<p>Our Wing Training officer last semester told all us 4 digs a great "so there I was story" His 4 dig year, he was in the bathroom stall and sees someone is next to him. He thinks its another 4 dig because of the shirt garters he was wearing. So, he reaches down, grabs the shirt garter of the guy sitting on the lou and basically does a full tricep extension over his head! The guy yells and says let go! So he did. Then, the guy jumps up and climbs the door to look at who it is. Well, little did our training officer know that he had just snapped the garter of his training NCO. :)</p>

<p>During Beast, I tried to get my roommate to wake up. We had to make our beds and shine our boots before the morning. Unfortunately, he was already deep in la-la land. When I tried to wake him up, he would only give the seven basic responses.</p>

<p>It went something like "Wake up." "Yes, sir!" "Yo, we need to shine our boots." "Yes, Sir!" "I'm your roommate, you don't need to call me sir." Yes, Sir" "Are you OK?" "Sir, may I make a statement?" "Uhm, nevermind."</p>

<p>Hahahhaaha</p>

<p>I woke up many many nights and imagined people in the room/tent (cadre). So, I would snap to attention, sometimes while lying down, couple times sat at attention on my bed, once stood up. Then, in tents, I would be at attention in my sleeping bag. many a nights I woke up like that. </p>

<p>One night in jack's I woke up half way across the tent standing in my sleeping bag. I woke that person up right there to guide me back to my cot. that was interesting.</p>

<p>I remember once when I walked into my room during Basic and my roomate jumped up and called the room to attention. Then he saw me...:P</p>

<p>similar story. Walked across the hall to my classmates there, they called the room to attention and I just stood there for about 10 seconds then laughed. They didn't look at me till I laughed. :)</p>

<p>My son loves the spirit missions the best! I remember him telling me that during BCT, he and his room mate took a 1 hour nap in the closets.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>'Nuff said.</p>

<p>He is good.</p>

<p>lol, yup, that dude's a senior now. :)</p>

<p>A funny video passed in my squad also comes from that site:
<a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent&lt;/a>
warning, you need to be old enough to have had sex ed. haha.</p>

<p>You actually know that guy?? Small world.</p>

<p>I like the sex ed. one too</p>

<p>Is it possible to do a spirit mission during BCT? How many people do they usually involve?</p>

<p>Heh, that guy dancing wasn't funny, at least to the average viewer like me. It was pretty amazing. It looked professional, his moves, rhythm, quite intriguing. He has moves.</p>

<p>LOL, I think its hilarious. You can do spirit missions in BCT. Personally, I valued the little time for sleep more, but its your prerogative.</p>

<p>i thought it was funny because he's so good. lol. nice rooms by the way.</p>

<p>Spirit missions are more for the ac. year. I guess you could do them in Beast, but your resources are severly limited and the consequences could be more severe. Most basics value their sleep more than...well, just about anything.</p>

<p>Dude my Basic flight did some of the most retarded things ever. Once, before lunch during Jack's, we all filed into the bathrooms to wash our hands and when we came out, we had to stand in rows in front of one of the walls. Well there happened to be a bucket in our way, but we just formed up around it, and it looked like it was a part of our formation. Well, our Flight Commander came up to us and started going ballistic, and then he decided to let "Basic Bucket" join our flight. We drew little arms and a face on the bucket and for the next few days, when the cadre felt like beating us, they'd throw Basic Bucket onto the ground and start yelling like, "BASIC BUCKET, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!" And everyone would have to fall out of their tents to "support their classmate." And we'd all be like, "Come on, Bucket! You can do it!" </p>

<p>Yeah. Retarded.</p>

<p>Lol..ouch.u guys shouldve said, he accidently got recycled.:)</p>

<p>I heard about that. Is C4C Bucket still with us, or has he been outprocessed? Good thinking on somebody's part there...it is pretty funny.</p>