<p>"parents are putting me on internet probabation"
"<3 ur favorite crackhead"</p>
<p>the two statements above go hand in hand</p>
<p>jk</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKER!</p>
<p>yeah, I was like "hrmm, that was the quickest bye ever!" but whatever, like 5 seconds after you left my girlfriend called so it was good that i wasn't distracted by you and your wild antics</p>
<p>tell the ukrainian parentbots I said hi!</p>
<p>by the way i just want to make sure you all got this: "Their motto is <em>H</em>elping <em>A</em>ll <em>N</em>erds <em>D</em>ate, and they're looking for members to start <em>J</em>umping <em>O</em>n <em>B</em>oard _S)oon!"</p>
<p>but... why would you need to use the h a n d j o b service when you have virtuosos such as myself at your disposal?? (note: to be eligible, one must be either obscenely hot or promising to be obscenely rich.... at which point in time they must marry me and buy me a belair mansion)
and joshy dont u worry me and my outrageous antics will be distracting u plenty next year....</p>
<p>Obscenely hot: Check.
Rich: Check.
Likes to put up with a crack addict: Not check (well, unless she's being her virtuoso self!).</p>
<p>hahahaa nooo where is the love joshy??? i think i should start advocating tolerance for ivy league girls with narcotics addictions... cause its not looking too good...and you might never experience my consummate skills first hand</p>
<p>I think I'll manage.</p>