<p><a href=“http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/12/14/41be8574d2c1f[/url]”>http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/12/14/41be8574d2c1f</a></p>
<p>this is pretty funny *****</p>
<p>the comments to the article are even funnier</p>
<p>yea...those ppl were crazy....but the article was pretty clever (whoever the idiot was that said it wasnt is just that - an idiot).....</p>
<p>Wait ... if you go to the college you don't an email address for life?</p>
<p>I didn't think that the email address would be forever anyway...</p>
<p>we get nice little perks at wharton. Like we are are given free access for life to factiva. Which is a system that has hundreds of periodicals online. So we can read the WSJ, USNews, Time, Newsweek, Business Week, the Economist, NYT, papers from all over the world, etc. So we never have to pay for subscriptions. It's awesome. and I think that your email at the college is not for life while wharton's is. Plus we get sole access to huntsman.</p>
<p>What's huntsman?</p>
<p>I honestly think that's a little ridiculous, seeing as how penn is supposed to be "one university."</p>
<p>yeah i agree.... its not very unifying if wharton kids (like ones w/out a life...) go out of their way to brag about what a pedestal theyre on.... a friend of mine is in M & T and most people have absolutely no idea bc he drinks <em>all</em> the time and never talks about it or lets on how ridiculously smart he is. i hope any penn kids on these boards are like current freshmen...cause if upperclassmen whartonites are using this to blow up their egos....mmmm</p>
<p>yeah, what do u mean by huntsman? the buliding for the huntsman kids?</p>
<p>damn guys I was just answering the question. Huntsman is wharton's main building. It is a really nice building and I was just telling y'all about some other perks at wharton. I too think it's ridiculous that wharton students have access to some things while other penn students don't. The only reason that wharton get other stuff is because a large part of the money that comes into the university is from wharton alums.</p>
<p>Yeah don't worry burn. I don't think we were killing the messenger!</p>
<p>But I suppose it won't matter too much after shorty and I are bangbang buddies making bank as doctors!</p>
<p>hahah yesss! joshy and a sweet bel air mansion = my goal in life.....</p>
<p>75th percentile (of incomes) for a heart surgeon where I live (Los Angeles, baby) is over 500k. woo!</p>
<p>make sure you use listerine and brush your teeth after, shorty. kekekekeke</p>
<p>HA HA ha oh man you should not be putting these TOTALLY unrelated posts up...but i guess noone knows what ur talking about? but then its like hmmm doesnt take a genius to figure out</p>
<p>well if you react like that they'll figure it out! but besides, who cares if these people figure out that my favorite salad dressing is listerine and tooth paste?</p>
<p>ahhh... now everyone at penn knows like the most intimate thing about u....</p>
<p>hey, guess what everone! shorty can't ..................................... tie her shoes.</p>
<p>lol.</p>
<p>everyone else reading this is probably like, "WTF?"</p>
<p>panda and shorty....put your crazy-a$$ comments on the DP website as comments to the article above....thatll be more entertaining/permanent</p>
<p>hahahah joshy omg last night was SOO FUNNY---but then get this my dad walks in at like 4 am and hes like WTF ARE YOU STILL DOING ONLINE and im like ahh!!!! so thats why i got off like real fast like that and now my parents are putting me on internet probabation-- like no joke. they are going to supervise me on the computer now and turn it off at 11 every night. like...wHAT??...can u even believe that??? like how totally insane they are????
<3 ur favorite crackhead</p>