Funny Joke

Colleges and Universities A-Z Brown University
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<p>seek the answers to life mysteries</p>

<p>uhhh, sell some books and buy a sense of humor, you MIGHT need it in college</p>

42

<p>Hey G-fish.</p>

43

<p>It's the snack, that smiles back, Goldfish!</p>

44

<p>:p :p ......</p>

<p>And it’s the shadow, that turns gold! </p>

<p>…ok that was lame.</p>

45

<p>Princeton's full of a bunch of rich kids</p>

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<p>yo momma's full of a bunch of rich kids</p>

47

<p>you're probably one yourself :)</p>

48

<p>just to continue with the light bulb jokes and not placing it on a specific college.....</p>

<p>How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>

<p>None, feminists can't change anything! :D</p>

<p>That one is MY favorite!</p>

<p>Zach</p>

49

<p>Zrfen, you're a little late with that joke...</p>

<p>And, for the record, everyone's heard of Fargo, because of the movie that bears it's name...</p>

50

<p>haha... guess i skipped over that... o well!</p>

<p>also.. you'd be surprised as to how many times I'll get the question... "fargo... where's that?" or even.. "north dakota... where's that? Is that the one with the heads?"</p>

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<p>I had always heard a different UVA one:</p>

<p>How many UVA students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10. 1 to screw it in, 2 to make sure it fit the honor code and 7 to prove that Thomas Jefferson invented electricity</p>

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<p>There was actually an article in the NY Times (i think it was the Times) about these jokes, heres a link with a whole bunch...
<a href="http://www.students.haverford.edu/afeierab/jokes/collegelightbulb.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.students.haverford.edu/afeierab/jokes/collegelightbulb.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>Here's a few that I posted on the Stanford board:</p>

<p>How many MIT students? One, but you have to wait for him to finish his problem set.</p>

<p>How many USC students? Ten: One to change the bulb, and nine to make sure he doesn't get shot by gang members while doing it.</p>

<p>How many Stanford Band members? Three: One to change the bulb, one to Breathalyze the first, and one to deal with public outrage at the offensive way in which the bulb was changed.</p>

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<p>How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw it in.</p>

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<p>The best one is definitely the Tufts one.</p>