MattyB
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<p>I found this funny joke online:</p>
<p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>Answer: Eleven, one to change it, ten to share in the experience.</p>
<p>There were other Ivy jokes:
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None, New Haven looks better in the dark.</p>
<p>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but he gets six credits for it.</p>
<p>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lighbulb?
Answer: One, and the world seems to revolve around him.</p>
<p>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None, Hanover doesn’t have electricity.</p>
<p>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to call the electrician, and one to mix the martinis.</p>
<p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to do it, 500 to hold a protest, and 100 to hold a counter-protest.</p>
<p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to do it, and one to major in Lightbulb Changing.</p>
<p>How many Virginia students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>Depends, one out of state or three in state.</p>
<p>this is funny....any more..ivy liners..</p>
<p>Lightbulb series is among the most popular jokes on them ..it seems</p>
<p>SM</p>
<p>That virginia one was the best</p>
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How many Virginia students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>Depends, one out of state or three in state.
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<p>HEY! (I'm from Virginia and applied to UVA) :p</p>
<p>Whoooooooooa...are you saying Virginians are dumb?</p>
<p>How many Wellesley students does it take to change a lightbulb? The whole student body--girls can't do anything right. </p>
<p>...Funny, but utterly WRONG.</p>
<p>you messed up the joke. it goes:</p>
<p>How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>It doesn't matter, feminists can't change anything.</p>
<p>i<em>wanna</em>be_Brown,</p>
<p>You did NOT just say that! lol</p>
<p>he did, and i laughed.</p>
<p>That's just mean! :-(</p>
Big_F
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<p>feminist joke = 10/10</p>
<p>And two I've heard in the Midwest:</p>
<p>How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb at:</p>
<p>the University of Wisconsin?
- One to screw it in, and one to brag about how it was done just as well as at any Ivy League school</p>
<p>the University of Minnesota?
- One to screw it in, and another to giggle because he said the word "screw"</p>
<p>"How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to call the electrician, and one to mix the martinis."</p>
<p>Someone plz explain this one! I dont' get it.</p>