Gene Weingarten to Lawrence Summers

<p>By Gene Weingarten, of the Washington Post
<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58660-2005Mar22_2.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A58660-2005Mar22_2.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>To Lawrence Summers, embattled president of Harvard:</p>

<p>Of women on campus you've incurred the wrath</p>

<p>Wond'ring if genes make girls worse at math. </p>

<p>Now you're writhing in shame, bowing low, eating dirt --</p>

<p>(Pretty soon, to show penance, you'll start wearing a skirt.)</p>

<p>Now, the asking of questions should not be a crime</p>

<p>That is punished by death, as in Socrates' time.</p>

<p>Still, I'm largely unmoved by your ludicrous plight.</p>

<p>You're no Socrates, Larry. He wasn't contrite.</p>

<p>Get a grip. No more whining. Stop being a doof --</p>

<p>Back your theory forthrightly -- come up with some proof.</p>

<p>If you fill it with numbers, you need not even be right.</p>

<p>The gals won't understand it! And you'll win the fight!</p>

<p>...Another rather tired attack by somebody who hasn't read what Summers said. I suppose this means that you don't need to be a close reader to work for the Washington Post.</p>

<p>The mods ought to to ban anyone who brings this topic up again. I come to here to learn about Harvard, not argue about the president.</p>

<p>"The mods ought to to ban anyone who brings this topic up again"</p>

<p>why?</p>

<p>I think debate is good</p>

<p>I know, but it's getting ridiculous. Everyone knows what happened, and I'm getting seriously sick of seeing new threads on it all the time.</p>

<p>There are posters who don't like Harvard or resent it for some reason, and who like to post on the Harvard site to express these negative views. They see the Summers' dustup as promising fodder.</p>

<p>It has ever been thus. Just view it all as a perverse, back-handed compliment of some kind. Just wade dutifully through the standard bashing threads to get to the worthwhile information. Consider it similar to the lineup of bums and beggars outside the Palace gates!</p>

<p>That's what I do!</p>

<p>Goodness. I just thought it was cute. Gene Weingarten is a humor columnist, so he's just poking fun. No need to be so hostile. I personally saw it as just as much criticism towards the fact that Summers is backing down from what he said as it is criticism towards the actual words that brought about such controversy.</p>

<p>And honestly Byerly, "There are posters who don't like Harvard or resent it for some reason, and who like to post on the Harvard site to express these negative views". Replace Harvard with Yale or Princeton or whatever, and it's you.</p>

<p>I have never - EVER - criticized any school's academics or urged people not to apply there - with the possible exception of Reed. </p>

<p>I have ALWAYS said that both Yale and Princeton, and particularly Stanford, are superb schools that anyone should be proud to attend.</p>

<p>So I suggest, "llampyjamas," that you cease and desist from repeating that particular slander on this site.</p>

<p>Good luck at "Bulldog Days" and I hope Yale, where you applied and were admitted EA works out for you.</p>

<p>Kelly, You say you came here to learn about Harvard. What issues at Harvard are currently bigger than: 1. sexism, 2. faculty unrest, 3. female tenure or lack of, and 4. the Harvard President\'s views towards all of the above. Although some here would have us ignore them, these Harvard issues are being written about each day, in cities around the world.</p>

<p>Byerly, that's so funny... because I remember a post by you where you insulted the bulldog for being the dumbest dog alive. Anyways...</p>

<p>Continue.</p>

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What issues at Harvard are currently bigger than: 1. sexism, 2. faculty unrest, 3. female tenure or lack of, and 4. the Harvard President\'s views towards all of the above.

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<p>Yes, these are the topics constantly making headlines, but are they really worth the endless publicity? I agree with Kelly in that I'm tired of the same issue being constantly brought up. There are more important things going on at Harvard now. Why don't we talk about something positive? Like the new engineering campus. :)</p>

<p>byerly, you know that you dont like other schools. That is why of the two regular alums who post(NSM and you). I have to take whatever you write with a cargo ship load of salt. Its not that what you say isnt accurate, its just that you are obviously slanted. Come to think of it you are sort of the like the Iraqi Information Minister before Gulf WarII. A bit extreme of an analogy but still has truth to it.</p>

<p>We all know that Harvard is good, even great. But, that does not mean it is great for everybody. I like Harvard(and would be delighted to be accepted), but not to the point where I insult other comparable schools!</p>

<p>Sempitern, Thank you for my biggest laugh of the day. It took a while for me to stop. Comparing Byerly to the former Iraqi Information minister was a classsic. I wish it occurred to me. It is exactly on point. From now on when I visualize Byerly, I am going to think of that man and how out of touch with reality he was.
I wish I could find a tape of that guy\'s last press conference when he was telling everyone they were on the verge of winning the war. I heard that when the allies found him, they didn\'t even detain him. They had concluded he was a buffoon and not worth their time.
Could he be Byerly?</p>

<p>P.S. I wish I could agree with you on Byerly\'s veracity but I reviewed his history (as did \"Truthinposting\" on the other thread) and found a boat load of misinformation. He has been a very \"creative\" fellow.</p>

<p>and you are the very soul of objectivity.</p>

<p>I have never "insulted" any school; that is absurd. </p>

<p>It is hardly a reflection on Yale's great stature as an educational institution to have pointed out - when a Yalie loftily insisted that the Bulldog is a superior mascot to anything Harvard has to offer - that the Bulldog is a particularly stupid animal.</p>

<p>Note well: this is not <em>my</em> opinion, but the informed view of canine authorities worldwide! Indeed, to be fair, I have noted that the Bulldog's slow-wittedness may arguably work in its favor on the sidelines, since, amidst all the noise and confusion, the creature is likely to be totally clueless about what is going on, and to remain placid.</p>

<p>For those who may have missed it, I will now re-supply the rankings:</p>

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<p>Ranking of dogs by breed intelligence: [From "The Intelligence of Dogs"]</p>

<p>ELITES: </p>

<ol>
<li>Border Collie</li>
<li>Poodle</li>
<li>German Shepherd</li>
<li>Golden Retriever</li>
<li>Doberman Pinscher</li>
<li>Shetland Sheepdog</li>
<li>Labrador Retriever</li>
<li>Papillon</li>
<li>Rottweiler</li>
<li>Australian Cattle Dog
Welsh Corgi (Pembroke)</li>
<li>Miniature Schnauzer</li>
<li>English Springer Spaniel</li>
<li>Belgian Tervueren</li>
<li>Schipperke</li>
<li>Belgian Sheepdog</li>
<li>Collie
Keeshond</li>
<li>German Shorthaired Pointer</li>
<li>Flat-Coated Retriever
English Cocker Spaniel
Standard Schnauzer</li>
<li>Brittany</li>
<li>Cocker Spaniel</li>
</ol>

<p>MATCHES:</p>

<ol>
<li>Weimaraner</li>
<li>Belgian Malinois
Bernese Mountain Dog</li>
<li>Pomeranian</li>
<li>Irish Water Spaniel</li>
<li>Vizsla</li>
<li>Cardigan Welsh Corgi</li>
<li>Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Puli
Yorkshire Terrier</li>
<li>Giant Schnauzer</li>
<li>Airedale Terrier
Bouvier des Flandres</li>
<li>Border Terrier
Briard</li>
<li>Welsh Springer Spaniel</li>
<li>Manchester Terrier</li>
<li>Samoyed</li>
<li>Field Spaniel
Newfoundland (dog)
Australian Terrier
American Staffordshire Terrier
Gordon Setter
Bearded Collie</li>
<li>Cairn Terrier
Kerry Blue Terrier
Irish Setter</li>
<li>Norwegian Elkhound</li>
<li>Affenpinscher
Silky Terrier
Miniature Pinscher
English Setter
Pharaoh Hound
Clumber Spaniel</li>
<li>Norwich Terrier</li>
<li>Dalmatian</li>
<li>Soft-Coated Wheaten Terrier
Bedlington Terrier
Fox Terrier (Smooth)</li>
</ol>

<p>SAFTIES:</p>

<ol>
<li>Curly Coated Retriever
Irish Wolfhound</li>
<li>Kuvasz
Australian Shepherd</li>
<li>Saluki
Finnish Spitz
Pointer</li>
<li>Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
German Wirehaired Pointer
Black and Tan Coonhound
American Water Spaniel</li>
<li>Siberian Husky
Bichon Frise
English Toy Spaniel</li>
<li>Tibetan Spaniel
English Foxhound
Otterhound
American Foxhound
Greyhound
Wirehaired Pointing Griffon</li>
<li>West Highland White Terrier
Scottish Deerhound</li>
<li>Boxer
Great Dane</li>
<li>Dachshund
Staffordshire Bull Terrier</li>
<li>Alaskan Malamute</li>
<li>Whippet
Chinese Shar Pei
Fox Terrier (Wire)</li>
<li>Rhodesian Ridgeback</li>
<li>Ibizan Hound
Welsh Terrier
Irish Terrier</li>
<li>Boston Terrier
Akita Inu</li>
<li>Skye Terrier</li>
<li>Norfolk Terrier
Sealyham Terrier</li>
<li>Pug</li>
<li>French Bulldog</li>
<li>Brussels Griffon
Maltese</li>
<li>Italian Greyhound</li>
</ol>

<p>THIRD TIER TOILETS:</p>

<ol>
<li>Chinese Crested Dog</li>
<li>Dandie Dinmont Terrier
Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen
Tibetan Terrier
Japanese Chin
Lakeland Terrier</li>
<li>Old English Sheepdog</li>
<li>Great Pyrenees</li>
<li>Scottish Terrier
Saint Bernard</li>
<li>Bull Terrier</li>
<li>Chihuahua</li>
<li>Lhasa Apso</li>
<li>Bullmastiff</li>
<li>Shih Tzu</li>
<li>Basset Hound</li>
<li>Mastiff
Beagle</li>
<li>Pekingese</li>
<li>Bloodhound</li>
<li>Borzoi</li>
<li>Chow Chow</li>
<li>Bulldog</li>
<li>Basenji</li>
<li>Afghan Hound</li>
</ol>

<p>Summers should lose his job. Harvard would never hire someone who publically made such overtly sexist comments, epsecially to the office of president. So why keep him now?</p>

<p>The fact that he made a slip of tongue is his own problem. Authority figures by default have great resposibility, especially to promote opportunity for everyone. Saying that men are innately more talented in the sciences than women is just as bigoted as saying that whites are innately more intelligent than blacks. </p>

<pre><code> Affirmative action, which Harvard openly embraces, is meant to promote minority participation at institutions of higher learning. This is a due response to counteract the malicious racial discrimination that certain ethnic groups have experienced over hundreds of years. Women are indeed a minority in science and have been unduly repressed, even outside the realm of science. Just as affrimative action gives underrepresented minorities an edge, women should similarly be given an edge in the sciences. This could include increasing the percentage of female faculty in the sciences or by increasing female student enrollment into scientific fields. Similar processes have occured for racial minorities (such as increasing the number of minority faculty members). By espousing sexism, Summers is openly undermining the concept of affirmative action itself, a concept embraced by other elite institutions and leaders.
</code></pre>

<p>let's not turn this into another pointless debate over aa.</p>

<p>that how these things inevitable end up... hmm, I wonder what byerly's position is on aa?</p>

<p>i'm just tired of people twisting a topic so they can get on their own soapbox.</p>

<p>Quoted from Byerly: "There are posters who don't like Harvard or resent it for some reason, and who like to post on the Harvard site to express these negative views. They see the Summers' dustup as promising fodder."</p>

<p>The poem in the first post wasn't criticizing Summers' comments at all. In fact, it went as far as saying that he was right to begin with and shouldn't be ashamed of what he said, but rather come up with backing for his <em>correct</em> comments. The poem was a parody of the whole situation and the response its been attracting; it isn't spreading negative comments about Harvard as an institution at all! In fact, it tends to poke fun at the critical reponse of more liberal institutions (like MIT) and the big deal they have been making.</p>

<p>I guess we know that Byerly's poem interpretation abilities are a little lacking because he completely missed the point of the poem.</p>