<p>Heineken>Corona>Budweiser>Everything Else>Magic Hat>Toilet Water</p>
<p>The beer heiarchy...I'm not much of a beer drinker at all, i prefer mixed and tropical drinks. And I'm NOT an alcoholic, I drink occasionally with friends at parties, and I've never been completely plastered and totally wasted. Remember children, drink responsibly! And know your limits!</p>
<p>It's amazing how an X-box thread turned into a beer-brand thread. =)</p>
<p>Cornellians are just THAT good I guess! ;)</p>
<p>Oh god Heineken is NASTY</p>
<p>Word Spanks, that shiz is NASTY! It's all about the rona!!!!!</p>
<p>Don't forget the lime!! :)</p>
<p>AJKates: I hate to break it to you, but all of the drinks you listed are low on the food chain. Heineken is indeed the best one that you listed, however.</p>
<p>Some good beers to try:
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Newcastle Brown Ale
Blackbeard Ale
Golden Monkey (tripel but doesn't taste like it)
Storm King Stout</p>
<p>Best cheap beer:
Keystone Light</p>
<p>To find out vaguely what beer fanatics think about a particular beer, check out [url=<a href="http://www.beeradvocate.com/%5DBeerAdvocate%5B/url">http://www.beeradvocate.com/]BeerAdvocate[/url</a>]</p>
<p>Of course, you must wait until you are above the legal drinking age in your country. Or visit a more liberal country, such as our two excellent neighbors. Or be naughty.</p>
<p>Edit: I have never tried Magic Hat, and this wasn't intended to fuel the Heinies vs. Magic Hat war. From BA's ratings, MH appears to be more widely preferred, but a website is no substitute for your taste buds.</p>
<p>Haha, wow I'm so glad to see people have taken something as rebellious and CRAZY as underage drinking and nerded it up by making a little website. It really brings a smile to my face :)</p>
<p>you forgot toilet water>miller lite</p>
<p>I can't believe you haven't mentioned
Erdinger
Hoegaarden
Kilkenny
And all the microbrewery stuff.</p>
<p>If you havent tried Newcastle i suggest you do so</p>
<p>The best commercial Light Beer is Coors Light even though light beere tastes like ****</p>
<p>vijayr: Newcastle is a good pick; I recommended it in an earlier post.</p>
<p>Coors Light is certainly better than Bud Light, but Miller Lite and Keystone Lite are marginally better, in my opinion. </p>
<p>Light beer indeed tastes like dressing on a butt salad. On the occasion that one wants to binge, I recommend starting off with a good-tasting beer (Newcastle or Sam Adams) and then switching to light beer after all one's taste buds are numbed. :)</p>
<p>. o O ( This thread is cleverly disguised, is it not? )</p>
<p>haha, lol I've never tried half of those beers listed...I'm just talking what's common around here. Glad there are some TRUE alcoholics that really know there beer, as you may come in handy next year...</p>
<p>liquor's quicker :p</p>
<p>but makes you sicker :)</p>
<p>AJKates:</p>
<p>Alcoholic is a strong word with lots of baggage. Many of my peers have maintained a once-a-week drinking habit for close to 4 years. 4 * 52 = 208 = a lot of experience.</p>
<p>once a week?? AMATEURS! :p</p>
<p>NickyJane: You need to leave sufficient time for weed smoking.</p>
<p>hahahahahha....you rock</p>
<p>haha, i use that term lightly. Once a week means regular drinker, not alcoholic, by your definition anyway. Four years though? Unless your friends are older than you, they started drinking every week at 13? That's almost sad...</p>
<p>Hmm, well four years of high school...that might be right. Haha, maybe I am sad. :)</p>