<p>1). Girls - 2nd ( Trinity takes the cake on this). However if you have already cleaned up on the ATX and PBX girls and need a taste of the bigger and better world of college frat life check out Colgate. That place is swarming with so many hott sorority hoes.
2). Bros - 1st (I find most Nescac bros whack except for Bates kids. Amherst is the biggest joke of kids ever)
3). Facilities - 4th. The new student center is unreal. New turf field and unreal science center. KJ is seriously sick. However we succumbto the awfulness of buildings such as Benedict, Root, and the Women's Studies building i dont know what its called lol... Also Bon Appetite at Hamilton sucks mostly due to the people who dont give a rats ass about the food they make at Commons or McEwen. The Diner is the bomb tho because its small and people interact with everyone and its a much more pleasant place
4). Workload - 6th. Hamilton is a very rigorous academic institution. However, it is not nearly as tough as the superior academic institutions in the NESCAc and there still remain many loop holes and easy classes with joke professors. If you think Williams has a Joe Malloy or Marla Jaksch your wrong.
5). Off-Campus Scene - 10th. Other than Lewistown Maine, Clinton NY is the whackest and most deadbeat town full of upstate lowlifes. Every other Nescac school's town has more to offer than clinton and the surrounding area of nothingness. However New Hartford does have a decent mall. 2 bars in town??? Is that a joke. Also the schools desire to kill fun does not help. It really irks me that this town gets some of the most snow of anywhere within 2000 miles and there isnt a place to ski that doesnt resemble a trailerpark
6). On-Campus Scene/ Party/NightLife - Hamilton gets down. Hard. If you were a softie in high school after about 3 months up here you will be shotgunning labatts, smoking trees, and realizing life is a little better away from the folks at home. Visitors to Hamilton always rave of the drunken madness. Class and Charter Day speaks for it self. In terms of the campus drug scene, everything you can think of is going down. From cheese parties to MDMA filled raves to the lonely boys on sunday tripping shrooms the Hill has it all.
7). On-Campus Music - 3rd. Behind Middlebury and prolly Wesleyan we def have some legit on campus musicians and groups as well as we also attract some decent acts. Applewagon was sick.
8). Campus Security- 1st. No place has a Campus Safety system that is like Hamilton. Its actually incredible to me and I believe is the reason the school is as fun as it is. No COPS ARE ALLOWED ON CAMPUS!!!!!! This means: 1). Drinking outside = LEGAL. 2). Smoking Bud = Legal 3). Drunken boofoonery = Legal. Hamilton operates on a point citation system. 1-2 points for drinking violations 3-6 for bud. This means you can be caught drinking 5 times in public before anything actually happens. Points are also rarely given out. Hamilton Campus Safety used to be an even bigger joke. However, the department is now headed by Frank Manfredo, an ex-Utica cop fired for racist and sexist behavior. This man tried to be a cop and installed some bs parking ticket system. However after serious student backlash the program was abolished and students can now park anywhere on campus.</p>
<p>where did you find this?
edit: if you made it up, how do you have such extensive knowledge of all the NESCACS?</p>