<p>In my experience, I've known quite a few people who misspell/pronounce Harvard and Stanford as HarDvard or StanDford. I don't quite understand this phenomenon; is it because they feel Harvard is hard? That sounds somewhat reasonable, but wouldn't apply to Stanford at all, unless they couldn't, well..stand it..
..or maybe they were just being a D. I don't know.</p>
<p>I usually don't want to sound presumptuous and correct them but instead cringe and continue with the pleasantries. But really, this is getting out of hand. I can clearly picture the repercussions if this trend spreads to other schools:
Non-CC Woman: "Oh my son is going to Cal'd Tech."
CC member: "What? Didn't I call the technician two hours ago?"</p>
<p>We do not have double Ds in our top-ranked schools' names (well, we probably don't have double Ds in these universities either). This perturbation should not be allowed to continue..</p>
<p>I didn't realize I would need to riddle my responses with grins and happy faces for you. </p>
<p>Unfortunately, I haven't found anything to get defensive about...as that usually requires someone being offensive, which I didn't find you to be. Perhaps you're reading far too into my pointy-evil pixels? </p>
<p>You made a funny, nobody laughed.
End.</p>
<p>Edit: Ah, I forgot my happy guy for you. Here he is! :D</p>
<p>Aw, now YOU'RE being offensive. I haven't made any grins or happy faces either, but since we seem to be getting pretty chummy, I might as well hand you a smiley too. :)</p>