Help.....my GPA is so fail.

<p>So I had a 4.0 sophomore year, but a 3.98 Junior year.</p>

<p>My GPA is horrendous, I know.</p>

<p>I need help picking easy but rigorous classes for senior year.</p>

<p>I have choice between Advanced Colloquial Arabic V, or Advanced Colloquial Traditional Chinese V.</p>

<p>Which should I take to boost my GPA?</p>

<p>Will my state college (University of New Mexico) not accept my terrible downward spiral GPA?</p>

<p>I also have a 2380 btw, which doesn't help me at all.
I'm not even gonna try to apply HYPS like all of you geniuses.</p>

<p>I also have the choice to take a college math class at local CC, but I'm afraid that will destroy my already frail GPA.</p>

<p>Thanks for your consideration.</p>

<p>I sense sarcasm.</p>

<p>But, this is the internet. So who knows…</p>

<p>This reminds me of… The CC Video! Aw, I can’t post it nor give direction how to find it, I guess. =(</p>

<p>So now there are two threads on College Confidential today that I can say, “Sorry, you’re going to go to community college.”</p>

<p>I sense a d bag boasting through not-so-veiled sarcasm</p>

<p>possibly a typo? maybe he meant 2.98… that would make a lot more sence.</p>

<p>I thought you were going into the 10th grade lol, I’m guessing you are mocking a previous thread? Maybe the 4.0 to 3.95 one? </p>

<p>“I’m only a sophomore btw.” -OP
Seriously though, don’t be sarcastic, people just care about getting good grades:)</p>

<p>Ouch man. I feel your pain. Maybe you’ll hit the lottery some day.</p>

<p>Which should I take to boost my GPA?
AP chem, AP calc (ab/bc), AP Latin, AP German, very easy to ace.</p>

<p>Will my state college (University of New Mexico) not accept my terrible downward spiral GPA?
No, they will not, two tenths? *** two tenths, you’ve got to be ****ting me. </p>

<p>Look into your local CC, Mr. OP</p>

<p>Oh dear Lord… I’m in complete shock. I cannot imagine how horrible your future will be with that abysmal GPA. Even McDonald’s will refuse to hire you. But perhaps I could take you to a local Wal-Mart and have you fill out the job application for a position as a clerk selling Hannah Montana lunch boxes and Barbie school bags… then maybe, just MAYBE, you might have a sliver of a chance. </p>

<p>In all seriousness, dude, I really hope you’re joking. There are plenty of people who would KILL for that GPA. Or are you just posting something outrageous so you can sit back and laugh at all the angry responses?</p>

<p>You think???</p>

<p>^ You never know with CC… I’ve been on this site a whole year and believe me, threads like these are not uncommon. The worst part is that the OP’s are often serious, particularly if they’re underclassmen or middle schoolers.</p>

<p>you’re doing it wrong.</p>

<p>if you believe this guy you fail</p>

<p>this sort of thing has been done to death</p>

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<p>I didn’t believe him; I really didn’t think this was a legit thread. But I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt just in case.</p>

<p>^lol, did you not see my quote, this person isn’t even a junior yet! haha</p>

<p>Oh, whoops. I totally missed that! </p>

<p>Alrighty then, this is officially a ■■■■■ thread. We can now let it die in peace.</p>

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<p>words of reason</p>

<p>Obvious ■■■■■, making fun of <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/767611-how-bad-4-0-sophomore-year-then-3-95-junior-year.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/767611-how-bad-4-0-sophomore-year-then-3-95-junior-year.html&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

<p>thanks, captain obvious. too bad beating a dead horse is no fun.</p>