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<p>Hoplophobia - fear of weapons, specifically firearms </p>

<p>All those liberal gun control people hate them. They don't know that legal gun owners are more law-abiding than those who do not.</p>

<p>Guns are all too common and would be as easy to get as marijuana even when all guns are legally outlawed. And with nobody with shotguns to defend their homes, burglars are going to have a field day.</p>

<p>I've been reflecting, and I think I have phronemophobia. I mean, the more I think about it, the more -- SH1T!</p>

<p>Most Scientologists have phronemophobia. The only ones who don't are the senior members who profit from the lower levels.</p>

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All those liberal gun control people hate them. They don't know that legal gun owners are more law-abiding than those who do not.</p>

<p>Guns are all too common and would be as easy to get as marijuana even when all guns are legally outlawed. And with nobody with shotguns to defend their homes, burglars are going to have a field day.

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<p>Thank you, Charlton Heston.</p>

<p>Charlton Heston was one of a handful of Hollywood actors/actresses to speak out against racism in the 1950s and 60s.</p>

<p>Thank you for the compliment.</p>

<p>You just kind of missed the point...</p>

<p>it's hard to take a "Prole" serious, if you catch my drift...</p>

<p>...damn communists. I thought I got away from them when I came to America.</p>

<p>Lol. Proles...</p>

<p>Aviophobia- Fear of flying.</p>

<p>I had this for a while until I flied 8 times in 8th grade.</p>

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...damn communists. I thought I got away from them when I came to America.

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<p>Nope. That's what's great about America. (But really, I'm not a communist. I just like the word "proletariat". For some reason, it reminds me of cowboys.) And communists love their guns. How else would they kill the capitalists?</p>

<p>lol you have some good ones there, but I came across this one while browsing the web and its now my personal favourite…</p>

<p>Anatidaephobia - The fear that some time, some how, some where, a duck is watching you.</p>

<p>at first i thought it was bogus, but apparently its a documented phobia. lol hope u like this one guys.</p>

<p>heres a good one,</p>

<p>Anatidaephobia - the fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.</p>

<p>lol hope u enjoy that one, its my favourite phobia as its so funny haha</p>

<p>That’s from The Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. A couple on the list are not documented phobias but simply jokes, i.e. hippopotamonstrosesquipedaliaphobia.
Also by Gary is luposlipophobia, the fear of being chased by timber wolves while wearing socks on a freshly waxed floor.</p>

<p>I remember watching a Maury show of some chick having a phobia over pickles.
Edit: [Here</a> it is.](<a href=“maury - pickle phobia - YouTube”>maury - pickle phobia - YouTube)</p>

<p>Phobophobia is the fear of fear :D</p>

<p>which means…</p>

<p>Phobophobophobia must be the fear of fear of fear :smiley: :D.</p>

<p>Someone on here mentioned they have emetophobia (fear of vomit/vomiting).
I have that too.
Lol @ all the wisecracks. “There’s nothing to fear but fear itself, phobias are what you make it, blah blah blah.”
Let’s just accept that some things are scary to certain people and move on.</p>

<p>Phobophobia is a legit fear, I am totally afraid of fear</p>