<p>im broke :(..i dont even have enough for gas or anything anymore and im looking for a job but havent found one yet..so how can i get some quick cash to make it thru these couple weeks before i get a job!?</p>
<p>babysit? do chores for parents?</p>
<p>sell drugs and be a prostitute...jk. babysitting is always good and you can also just get a job at mcd's or the theater.</p>
<p>stealing is quick cash jk jk Are you actually IN NEED of money, or is this more a want?</p>
<p>sell sperm. or eggs if you dont have sperm</p>
<p>Well, if you want to have money, do't get a credit card. If you are in college, check if they have a quick-job service that you could apply for. They pay just fine and are good very-short-term jobs.</p>
<p>You can make $225 a month selling plasma. A pizza delivery job would offer quick cash. Other than borrowing money off of friends/family the only other way is to sell some stuff, the rest of the ways are illegal.</p>
<p>how do you sell plasma? this might be a dumb question, but how do you get plasma?</p>
<p>You stab yourself with the blunt end of a pencil, repeatedly, preferrably while holding a paper cup in the other hand. I kid you not.</p>
<p>right.. thanks.</p>
<p>No, really, I wasn't kidding. Look: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_plasma%5B/url%5D">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_plasma</a></p>
<p>"you could whore yourself out to 100 really fat chicks for 50 dollars... or 10 really really fat chicks for 500 dollars"</p>
<p>as said in family guy... but no seriously? u could get a tutoring job, they pay really well</p>
<p>looks like selling (a) bodily fluids and (b) sex are the two pillars of getting quick cash.</p>
<p>Ok, if you're really determined, do this:</p>
<p>plan out the next few weeks to a T. Write down every expense you can anticipate so you can set a goal of the money you need. </p>
<p>Then for the next few weeks, be thrifty... don't pay for anything you don't have to. Accelerate your car slowly and make "neutral" your new best friend. Opt for free food when you can get it. Stay away from beer, as that tends to mysteriously eat away your money without you knowing. Don't buy new clothes when you can just mend them. Don't buy new light bulbs when you can just switch around the ones you have. Don't refer to an auto mechanic when duct tape will do. Don't buy new underwear when... no, that's gross, get that if you need it.</p>
<p>And with all that squared away, you still need to GET some money. You can use all the tactics that have already been suggested (the plasma one is my personal fave... wow) but you can also sell a lot of things that aren't, you know, you're blood. CD's... utilize the wonders of the CD burner and sell your originals. Sell as many clothes as you can part with. Jump at every earning opportunity... eg: Make "I'll bet you (such and such sums of money) that..." and "I'll do if you give me (such and such sums of money)" your knew catch phrases. Couch cushions can also prove very promising. </p>
<p>If all this sounds really unbearable... well it is. And it will probably be my next four years too so maybe we can chill. Oh wait, airfare... yea, guess not.
Good luck!</p>
<p>Beg. Or if you play an instrument, stake out a street corner.</p>
<p>Texas Hold 'Em. Practice online for a little bit, then start pwning.</p>
<p>Or you can sell a bunch of unused stuff on eBay. Check out the thread somewhere on this forum about random crap being sold on eBay - I'll bet if you looked hard enough you could find some random crap to sell...</p>
<p>haha thanks for all the input guys..i dunno i hit up my sister for some cash and she promised to buy me gas for a month if i take her to subway every friday and dont make her pay for my food (which i usually make her do) so i guess i can sit at subway for half an hour every friday and watch her eat..i guess gas is the only thing i NEED, everything else like movies, eating out, i can do without :( thanks for all your help, if anybody has any other ideas, keep em coming, im sure this thread has helped others as well</p>
<p>Do what me and my bud did, when we needed AP bio books and herb. </p>
<p>Basically, we were like, how do we exploit idiots? Nerdy idiots. Nerdy Otakun HORNY idiots that never get any.</p>
<p>Then it came to us. Through Anime--the ideal medium of otaku.</p>
<p>SOILED PANTIES.</p>
<p>Basically, we made a gigantic profit in little over 3 weeks on Ebay. But, I'm too tired to go into details on the whole plan.</p>
<p>And, yes, we got many ap bio books, and we got very high.</p>
<p>VERY high.</p>
<p>starman.</p>
<p>That is wrong on so many levels.</p>
<p>that one always works, ive made about 100 bucks just from playing. it works im tellin ya</p>