how to get a girl like me

<p>Ya know, I really can't imagine how much that really is. You're too tall to tell.</p>

<p>If I wanna play ball in the US I have to get stronger or I'll get eaten alive. I can put on 15 pounds and you wouldn't notice. One of the perks of being tall</p>

<p>Another perk of being tall: suing people when you get a concussion from hitting your head on the door frame.</p>

<p>I should try that one of these days</p>

<p>perk of being short-- suing people who trample you cause they can't see you</p>

<p>Perk of being me: hot bo... lots of mon... wait, there are no perks to being me.</p>

<p>you get snow. I haven't had that luxury at anytime in my life. I might have been a skier or snowboarder if I lived somewhere i snowed</p>

<p>Skiing <3</p>

<p>5 minutes...</p>

<p>Why would I want to get a narcissistic girl like "lablondie" who isn't even blonde? Bah, posers...I'm too good for ya'll anyways.</p>

<p>Wait... I'm confused, why am I not blonde?</p>

<p>So she's been posing as a blonde this whole time...tsk tsk.</p>

<p>See, you all believed I was blonde for HOW many months?</p>

<p>You betrayed my trust and integrity...though I have to admit I didn't have much integrity to start with.</p>

<p>So what color do you use to dye your hair blonde? I need answers.</p>

<p>Ummm... I don't?</p>

<p>You have been called out...:p</p>

<p>My mom uses Loreal Peference... Level 8???</p>

<p>lablondie wears a funky diamond in her beard, all the people think it's kinda weird</p>

<p>Haha. I have balls of passion. Cept' I'm taken, by my steamy hot woman. ;) [K Fine.</p>

<p>i am reporting-offensive-post all of y'all's posts as "pornographic", you dirty bastards</p>