<p>Well this is pretty ****ed up. </p>
<p>The girl next door keeps uhhh.....flirting with me and I hate to say but she is way out of my league!!!!!! IDK what to tell her. She asked me if I had a girlfriend and something told me "Say yes Phil" and IDK I'm such a bad lier so I just came right out and said no. :( I'm such a dumb ass! Now this weirdo is all into me. :( I can't even skateboard b/c she watches me out of her window everytime I try!!!!!!!!!! It's *<strong><em>in *</em></strong>ing me off!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!</p>
<p>call the police, tell them you've got a stalker on your hands...it's the only way...pretty soon she'll be at your door with a knife...it'll happen, just watch...</p>
<p>Shouldn't you be happy she's flirting with you if she's "way out of your league"?</p>
<p>dvl's right, i've done that</p>
<p>I don't think that will happen. :p </p>
<p>Give some good advice damnit!</p>
<p>What the **** do you mean leah??????????</p>
<p>you live what you learn</p>
<p>i just gave you some damn good advice...you can choose not to follow it and die or...live</p>
<p>Thats ****ty Advice Rohan!</p>
<p>i bet she's at your door this very moment...waiting silently</p>
<p>I think leah is interpreting "out of my league" as "way above me"</p>
<p>just remember, girls (especially pretty girls) will flirt with anything that has a ***** (yes, this includes male animals)</p>
<p>Why would I want a chick that is "out of my league" flirting with me? </p>
<p>1) She is ass ugly </p>
<p>2) she doesn't like the music I like</p>
<p>3) she is ass ugly</p>
<p>4) can't speak proper english</p>
<p>5) ass ugly</p>
<p>is she a foreigner?...here's an idea buddy: tell her to **** off or you'll call the cops...and i think you mean you're out of her league...not the other way around</p>
<p>if she's ugly, why is she "out of your league" huh?</p>
<p>"Out of your league" is generally understood to mean what orchdorkbando said. Above you or better than you or someone you'd want but could never have. (Directed to OP)</p>
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<p>what are those asterisks?</p>
<p>whatever the ****! I'm out of her league! Just help me damnit!</p>
<p>She is ghetto damnit! Not foreign! I live in the inner city of detroit I'm surrounded by this **** daily! I can only go to the suburbs or downtown to find hot girls. :( Damn I hate Detroit</p>
<p>Well, like the polite gentleman that I hope you are, go up to her door and calmly tell her that you've noticed that she's been acting quite strangely around you. Pleasantly tell her that you prefer to be mateless right now, and she would be doing a great favor by taking you off her "Boys List". Still be nice. If she ever says "Hi", respond, but add nothing more. Hopefully that works. Old school, but efficient.</p>
<p>*****.......starts with p ends in enis</p>
<p>^^ stuff won't be too pleasant when she tries to kill him</p>
<p>You guys seem to have never heard of chivalry, have you?</p>
<p>dvl, does it RHYME with pelvis?</p>