<p>How to write a paper in college/university:</p>
<li><p>Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.</p></li>
<li><p>Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.</p></li>
<li><p>Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.</p></li>
<li><p>Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email.</p></li>
<li><p>Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.</p></li>
<li><p>When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.</p></li>
<li><p>Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email.</p></li>
<li><p>You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.</p></li>
<li><p>Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.</p></li>
<li><p>Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!</p></li>
<li><p>MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email.</p></li>
<li><p>Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.</p></li>
<li><p>Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she’s started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.</p></li>
<li><p>Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.</p></li>
<li><p>While you’ve got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email.</p></li>
<li><p>Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile on TV.</p></li>
<li><p>Play some solitare (or age of legends!).</p></li>
<li><p>Check out bored.com.</p></li>
<li><p>Wash your hands.</p></li>
<li><p>Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.</p></li>
<li><p>Look through your housemate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.</p></li>
<li><p>Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.</p></li>
<li><p>Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.</p></li>
<li><p>You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.</p></li>
<li><p>Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.</p></li>
<li><p>Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.</p></li>
<li><p>Lie face down on the floor and moan.</p></li>
<li><p>Punch the wall and break something.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email.</p></li>
<li><p>Mumble obscenities.</p></li>
<li><p>5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.</p></li>
<li><p>Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.</p></li>
<li><p>Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.</p></li>
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<p>You've got my night last night down pat :P Except I ALWAYS write half of the paper at least a week in advance, then write the 2nd half the night before. Not quite as bad as most...</p>
<p>Then there's always accidentally falling asleep after you finish and almost missing the class in which the paper was due. I had a nice jog this afternoon frantically getting to class. :P</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.</p></li>
<li><p>Log onto AIM. Check your email. Check your facebook (and myspace if you care enough)</p></li>
<li><p>Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.</p></li>
<li><p>Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email for a message from facebook. Oh someone wrote a msg on your wall!</p></li>
<li><p>Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.</p></li>
<li><p>When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.</p></li>
<li><p>Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email. more messages from facebook. Oh your friend bit you and now you are a vampire!</p></li>
<li><p>You know, I wonder what happen to that kid I met once upon a time in 4th grade at camp. What's his name...? John.. Jonathon.. JON! Jon what's his last name? Jon.. Mcintire! YESS!! OMG he goes to the school right next to mine! I should totally write him a long ass msg and a friend request!</p></li>
<li><p>Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.</p></li>
<li><p>Grab some mp3z off of itunes.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email. Oh more facebook messages! ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!</p></li>
<li><p>AIM chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email. Oh you got a magarita from your friend on facebook. sweet. I should send her some frizzy water back.</p></li>
<li><p>Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.</p></li>
<li><p>Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.</p></li>
<li><p>Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.</p></li>
<li><p>While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email. Oh Samantha invited me to her group "I lost my phone for the 182q384u239488th time!! Tell me your phone number!" Eh I never liked her so decline! HAHAHA</p></li>
<li><p>Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.</p></li>
<li><p>Play some solitare!</p></li>
<li><p>Check out wikipedia.com.</p></li>
<li><p>Wash your hands.</p></li>
<li><p>Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.</p></li>
<li><p>Look through your housemate's facebook pictures from home. Ask who everyone is although they are all tagged.</p></li>
<li><p>Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.</p></li>
<li><p>Check to see if your edit on wikipedia has been altered by some other idiot yet.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.</p></li>
<li><p>You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule. What you have a mac? well restart anyway for the heck of it.</p></li>
<li><p>Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.</p></li>
<li><p>Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.</p></li>
<li><p>Lie face down on the floor and moan.</p></li>
<li><p>Punch the wall and break something.</p></li>
<li><p>Check your email. Your bff Jill sent you a msg on facebook! OMG!</p></li>
<li><p>Mumble obscenities.</p></li>
<li><p>5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.</p></li>
<li><p>Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.</p></li>
<li><p>Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.</p></li>
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<p>^LOL some minor edits
but yes had to agree with everything.</p>