how would u answer these ques?

how would u ans. these questions (short answer)(2-3 sentences)?

1.Why do u want to go to college?
2.What qualities do u posess that will help u succeed in college?
3. Why should a college choose u instead of someone else who has the same qualifications?
4. What is ur ultimatre goal when u finish college?

<ol>
<li>So I don't have to ask online strangers to do my homework for me.</li>
<li>I don't do annoying things like abbreviate "u" for "you," that's for sure. Oh, wait...</li>
<li>They shouldn't. I bet I'm vastly underqualified relative to the rest of the applicant pool.</li>
<li>Learn how to use a freaking spellchecker.</li>
</ol>

<p>There, I think I answered that pretty nicely.</p>

<p>Hahahahha, I couldn't have said it better myself, Ubercollegeman.</p>

<ol>
<li>So I don't become him------><a href="http://www.geocities.com/jacksfreakshow/homeless.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.geocities.com/jacksfreakshow/homeless.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li>
<li>My enlarged stomach to handle the extra booze.</li>
<li>Because I'll kick their ass.</li>
<li>To not be -><a href="http://www.happyfunpundit.com/hfp/images/dukakis.gif%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.happyfunpundit.com/hfp/images/dukakis.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li>
</ol>

<p>Oh and plus, it's pretty obvious you're just doing this to get some free answers.</p>

<p>hey guys i already did these questions but i just wanted to see how u guys would respon to them. u guys are friggin uptight. loosen up, i spelled ultimate wrong. calm down</p>

<p>Hey guys, I already did these questions but I just wanted to see how YOU guys would respond to them. YOU guys are uptight. Loosen up, I spelled ultimate wrong. Calm down.</p>

<p>Notice the semi-correct grammer/spelling</p>

<p>christ, that was mean.</p>

<p>Ubercollegeman summed it up for you very well.</p>