<p>They always reject me. :( I say things to them and they're not interested in ANYTHING I tell them. Whether it's hawks, crows, astrophysics, or differential equations. They just don't care. They just make loud, low-pitched, throaty squawks and screams.</p>
<p>They also won't respond to questions like "What's your SAT score?" or "What college do you want to go to?" Can't they <em>understand?</em> Understand that I want a parrot who's actually smart? And respect my questions, rather than dodging them?</p>
<p>Plus they're so UNGRATEFUL. I give them yummy fruits and they happily munch on them. Whilst ignoring me. Can't they recognize that they should be THANKFUL to me? They almost never get opportunities to eat such tasty fruit.</p>
<p>And they also have bad manners. Sure, depressed people cut themselves, but parrots take it to a far deeper level. They literally pluck their feathers out until they're not even parrots anymore. I don't want to watch at a parrot plucking its own feathers before my very eyes when I'm trying to tell myself not to cut myself.</p>
<p>And they scream and bite so much at you. Why can't they realize that it's rude and doesn't earn them any more pity? </p>
<p>I want to hang out so badly with parrots. I want to pour the most twisted secrets of my life into them because i know that they won't judge me. I want to bring them everywhere with me - I want to show them the world and how wonderful it is - with all its scenery, avians, and hawks. I also want to show them the wonders of the Internet and everything it contains - Youtube comments, Yahoo Answers, and ccislulz. And I want to be BFF with them. Forever. </p>
<p>Oh parrots, oh parrots, why can't I fly amongst you?</p>