<p>that sux! be a hippy, violence is not the answer....poor little boy maybe he wanted to be your friend?</p>
<p>Please tell me this is a joke</p>
<p>Who knows whether it is or not; I treated it as if it were real. If you are referring to the last statement, however, then I can see where you are coming from and would also label it as a joke.</p>
<p>this thread is hilarious.</p>
<p>but as they say....this thread is worthless without pictures ;)</p>
<p>Pictures of girls are the only things that are worth something to men, and vice versa, particularly on a college forum.</p>
<p>How am I the 26th poster on this thread and only the second person to mention that this person probably is not in 8th grade?</p>
<p>We all believe in screen names too much to be cognizant of the real world. BTW, what grade (or age) do you think the OP is? I would guess in that range, but maybe higher from the troll factor.</p>
<p>acualy, the kid started it, i was just doing self defense,</p>
<p>he was the one who first pushed me for no reason, and threatened me</p>
<p>anyways, if that kid cusses at me again, he'll get it for good</p>
<p>also, i have lots of friends/teachers, to back me up if i do get in trouble</p>
<p>I think the kid probably learned the first time around; usually there are no second-time offenders when it comes to fighting. Of course, there are exceptions which I am sure other members can detail, but once I beat up one bully I was left alone for five years straight, and it is still continuing.</p>
<p>you know what's stupid, today, i was in the lunch line, and he came up to me and pointed his middle finger at me and ran away</p>
<p>so if he does that again, i'm goona tackle him until he learnrs</p>
<p>waht uh kewl ked u r</p>
<p>And I would hope that many teachers would NOT back up what you are doing, if they are, they need to reassess what values they are instilling. You are "teaching" this kid nothing except for the fact that he has power over you, he can annoy and anger you whenever he wants.</p>
<p>When some little s*** says "your mum", you say.. "your face.."</p>
<p>Its completely bulletproof I swear.</p>
<p>That or a small diatribe that attracts everyone's attention full of disses...but that would take too long to think out. It is the primary weapon of public fighting in my school, for fisticuffs are quite rare (unless there are fat girls involved).</p>
<p>congrats you beat up a middle schooler ;)</p>
<p>Man, you're so cool. </p>
<p>You tackled a kid half your size because he flipped you off and said a couple of "your mom" jokes. Oh yeah, and he shoved you - 5 footers, man, they push really hard. </p>
<p>The icing on the cake is you posted the whole story on a college forum, hoping to some how justify your outburst of violence. Man, maybe if I study hard, I can be as cool as you some day.</p>
<p>Yo' momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.</p>
<p>Yo mama's so dumb when your dad said it's chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says 'to be continued'.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see the future.
Yo mama's breath stinks so bad that when she burps, her teeth have to duck!</p>
<p>Your mother is so fat that when she sat down, she was able to fit the whole house up her arse-slit.</p>
<p>take that.....try tackling me.....i will beat the crap out of you......little eight graders.....what is wrong with you pawning little kids?</p>
<p>just to tell you, i thought this was a highschool thread, and i'm only 14</p>