<p>..no, but in all seriousness, I don't tutor because that'll ruin the curve.</p>
<p>No, that was a joke, too. </p>
<p>It irks me to no end when you've worked so hard synthesizing the material(from drawing diagrams, to color-coding, to reading each chapter painstakingly 3 times, to googling relevant references online..), and people just expect you to dumb-down the concepts and spoon-feed them the material, and worst of all, the answers.</p>
<p>Heck, don't tell me you're desperate 5 in the morning and the 10 page problem set is due in 6 hours. Grow up.</p>
<p>I'm getting so tired of explaining myself to slackers that I'm finding myself telling people with a straight face that I don't tutor because that'll ruin the curve. People take it as a joke, and it alleviates the painful truth.</p>