<p>I'd rather live a freakishly boring life than major in English Lit.</p>
<p>I'd rather major in English Lit. than major in chemistry...</p>
<p>I'd rather major in chemistry than major in twentieth century women's studies</p>
<p>I'd rather major in 20th-century women's studies than be a defense attorney (yuck!...I'm going to be a prosecutor...)...</p>
<p>i'd rather procrastinate than do work</p>
<p>I'd rather do work than die</p>
<p>I'd rather die than eat caterpillars</p>
<p>i'd rather eat caterpillars than starve to death</p>
<p>i'd rather starve to death than weight 150 pounds</p>
<p>I'd rather weigh 150 lbs. than weigh be 5' tall.</p>
<p>I'd rather be 5' tall than 4'11" tall.</p>
<p>I'd rather be 4' 11" tall than have hairy legs</p>
<p>I'd rather have hairy legs than a hairy face.</p>
<p>I'd rather have a hairy face than have my nosehair 5ft long</p>
<p>ppl let's stop with the dying thing it makes things harder :D</p>
<p>I'd rather have 5 feet long nose hair (echhh!!!) than have a pimple that's 5 inches in diameter on my face</p>
<p>hey, that's hard. there's nothing worse than that. i'll see what the next person does (no dying!!)</p>
<p>how about
id rather have a pimple thats 5 inches in diameter on my face, than a pimple thats 2000 inches in diameter on my face</p>
<p>hey that's cheating! :p</p>
<p>I win :D</p>
<p>haha yeah it always goes back to dying</p>
<p>id rather have a pimple thats 5 inches in diameter on my face than be a hermaphrodite</p>
<p>id rather be a hermaphrodite than be promoted to store manager at burger king and working there for 30 years</p>