<p>I'd rather work at Burger King for 30 years than screwing caps onto toothpaste tubes for 30 years</p>
<p>id rather be a hermaphrodite than play this game :D</p>
<p>I'd rather play this game than eat Lindt chocolates.</p>
<p>(Let's give it a positive slant from now on :))</p>
<p>I'd rather eat Lindt chocolates than eat spinach.</p>
<p>i'd rather eat spinach than eat califlowers</p>
<p>(i love broccoli, but not those)</p>
<p>i'm guessing i spelled califlowers wrong?
because i hate it so much, i never really write it. i think its cauli or something...eh</p>
<p>tell me now, ppl. how do you spell cali or cauliflower correctly?</p>
<p>I'd rather eat cauliflowers than eat meat.</p>
<p>i'd rather eat meat than eat a big bowl of raw soybeans!</p>
<p>I'd rather eat a big bowl of raw soybeans than queue overnight in the cold for an Xbox360.</p>
<p>I'd rather queue overnight in the cold for an Xbox360 than get rejected from all the colleges I apply to.</p>
<p>I'd rather get rejected from all the colleges I apply to than spend a night at the Neverland Ranch.</p>
<p>I'd rather spend a night at the Neverland Ranch than become a nun.</p>
<p>I'd rather become a nun than become a prostitute.</p>
<p>I'd rather become a prostitute than never have sex again.</p>
<p>i rather not have sex again than become blankly clueless.</p>
<p>I'd rather become blankly clueless than die</p>
<p>hey!! no dying!!</p>
<p>i'd rather die than turn in the guy who kills bush to the police.</p>
<p>I'd rather turn in the guy who kills bush to the police than go to school naked</p>
<p>I'd rather go to school naked than be naked on TV.</p>