If you could be one animal

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>What would it be. Don't say human cause that's no fun.</p>

<p>I would be a hippo since they're too damn cool.</p>

2

<p>I’d be a talking parrot so I could still talk.</p>

3

<p>Honey badger because honey badger don’t care.</p>

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<p>i would be a baby gerenuk… they look like cartoons!!</p>

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<p>I’d be a leopard. They’re elegant mofos.</p>

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<p>Cheetah so that I can runaway fast from my math teacher.</p>

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<p>I’d be a fennec fox. It is so freaking adorbs.</p>

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<p>Probably a Fox or a Lion</p>

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<p>(whispers) what does the fox say</p>

10

<p>giraffes are my spirit animal</p>

11

<p>Elephant. Few natural predators; strong; intelligent; some social life; don’t have to eat other animals.</p>

12

<p>I’d be a tardigrade.</p>

13

<p>Horse. You’ll get that joke when you’re older.</p>

14

<p>Pterodactyl. No question.
According to my friends, though, I already am a pterodactyl. Problem solved.</p>

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[So</a> a horse walks into a bar…](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjVaaT60qY]So”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjVaaT60qY)</p>

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<p>Polar beer. Because i want to slap on some people’s faces.</p>