<p>what would you do? QUICK!</p>
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<p>I’d go to church</p>
<p>Post about it on HSL.</p>
<p>jessica biel. lul</p>
<p>Profess my love to someone. If it was them or not. Go to the cop station and yell “piggies, come on out!” then run like hell. Then, steal a car and go for a joyride. Next, I’d empty my bank account and buy whatever I felt like. Then I would tell each of my friends what I really thought of them. Same with friends and family. Then I’d end my life on my own terms.</p>
<p>I would call my dad and grandma, tell them i love them, eat a slice a pizza, pray that i go to heaven, set my fb status as “meeting jesus soon so nice knowing you”, then sleep in peace</p>
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<p>What’s sad is that I might actually do this.</p>
<p>I’d probably spend the bulk of my time worrying about it/detesting my fate though.</p>
<p>Say goodbye to my friends and family, and then go on a 1 hour GTA destruction tour lol. My goal would be to try to get army helicopters on me lol.</p>
<p>I would kill myself before I die.</p>
<p>Go eat the cheesecake in my fridge.</p>
<p>Wonder if it might hurt my chances for HYPSM. On the other hand, maybe it could work as a good hook?</p>
<p>being dead -> not doing homework -> failing classes -> getting rescinded</p>
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<p>Dead students are always underrepresented in their applicant pools. Maybe they need more outreach programs at cemeteries.</p>
<p>Say ‘I love you’ and ‘goodbye’ to my mom, dad, and little brother, say a prayer, and go to sleep.</p>
<p>Send a corny text message to someone I’ve liked for a while, watch two episodes of Gosick, and then pray for my life.</p>
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<p>Hmm, good point. Maybe corpses can get URM status!</p>
<p>say goodbye to family and close friends, declare my love for someone, eat an extremely fatty and delicious meal, pray and then go to sleep.</p>
<p>Probably have some fun time with any random women I see on the street.</p>
<p>LOL @ cellist.</p>
<p>I’d kiss my mum dad and siblings goodnight, and then pray till I died.</p>