<ol>
<li>collection of pornos - this includes DVDs, magazines, or anything else that can give me a woody.</li>
<li>flashlight that is powered by solar energy and also able to be powered by manually cranking the shaft</li>
<li>lifetime supply of alcohol</li>
<li>lifetime supply of cigars, cigarettes, or anything related to smoking</li>
<li>Gameboy</li>
</ol>
<p>I was scanning the replies and read "1. collection of pornos - this includes DVDs, magazines, or anything else that can give me a woody..." followed by "...manually cranking the shaft."</p>
<p>A Knife has to be #1, it's always the right answer.</p>
<p>so...</p>
<p>1) knife or large sword
2) if the island is large, a compass for navigation
3) a large supply of flint
4) a picture of my family
5) The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Oxford Edition)</p>
<ol>
<li>Machete / carving knife</li>
<li>Tent</li>
<li>Flint</li>
<li>A small raft (You couldn't go far without being drowned by waves, so this counts)</li>
<li>A Wilson volleyball</li>
</ol>
<p>Yeah, I say drugs. If I have nothing to live up to, nothing to get done, no job to work at, and no one else around. Drugs. And cold clean water.</p>
<p>hmmm
-dietcoke :)
-reading material (probably those dumb gossip magazines)
-sunscreen
-bikini
-lawnchair
...and sunglasses..hmm where to fit that in..</p>
<p>I'd like a lifetime supply of various potent and illegal drugs in pill form, whichever ones would keep me happiest, and then a hypodermic needle and enough morphine to kill myself. Eventually, I would want to die. A shipping container with doors in which to live and a pair of scissors would also be nice. That's five.</p>
<ol>
<li>condom so i can have sex with the hot islanders</li>
<li>ping pong table set that comes with ping pong paddles and 10 ping pong balls</li>
<li>lifetime supply of gatorade</li>
<li>a tank</li>
<li>fleshlight</li>
</ol>