If You Were Stranded On An Island . . .

<ol>
<li>Machete</li>
<li>Tent</li>
<li>Sleeping Bag</li>
<li>First Aid Kit</li>
<li>Hygiene Kit</li>
</ol>

<p>I'm not a very interesting person am I? Or how about...</p>

<ol>
<li>Duct Tape</li>
<li>Paper Clip</li>
<li>Ballpoint Pen</li>
<li>Rubber Bands</li>
<li>???</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>collection of pornos - this includes DVDs, magazines, or anything else that can give me a woody.</li>
<li>flashlight that is powered by solar energy and also able to be powered by manually cranking the shaft</li>
<li>lifetime supply of alcohol</li>
<li>lifetime supply of cigars, cigarettes, or anything related to smoking</li>
<li>Gameboy</li>
</ol>

<p>
[quote]
Hunting, obviously.</p>

<p>Somebody's been playing a little too much GTA! Guns are used for things other than shooting people.

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There are no other inhabitants. What are you going to hunt?</p>

<p>I can live with one thing:</p>

<ol>
<li>Porn</li>
</ol>

<p>I was scanning the replies and read "1. collection of pornos - this includes DVDs, magazines, or anything else that can give me a woody..." followed by "...manually cranking the shaft."</p>

<p>^ that's great ;)</p>

<p>I would bring
1. livetime supply of shampoo
2. diet mountain dew
3. undying light source
4. reading material
5. comfortable chair</p>

<p>A Knife has to be #1, it's always the right answer.</p>

<p>so...</p>

<p>1) knife or large sword
2) if the island is large, a compass for navigation
3) a large supply of flint
4) a picture of my family
5) The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Oxford Edition)</p>

<ol>
<li>Knife</li>
<li>iPod</li>
<li>Charger for iPod</li>
<li>Flint</li>
<li>Contacts (legally blind without them)</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>Machete / carving knife</li>
<li>Tent</li>
<li>Flint</li>
<li>A small raft (You couldn't go far without being drowned by waves, so this counts)</li>
<li>A Wilson volleyball</li>
</ol>

<p>^ Wilsoooooooooooooooooooonnn!!!</p>

<p>Acid would be fun on an island.</p>

<p>Yeah, I say drugs. If I have nothing to live up to, nothing to get done, no job to work at, and no one else around. Drugs. And cold clean water.</p>

<p>5 items
- sunblock
- lip gloss
- flip flops
- moisturizer
- Berkeley sweatshirt (go bears!)</p>

<p>hmmm
-dietcoke :)
-reading material (probably those dumb gossip magazines)
-sunscreen
-bikini
-lawnchair
...and sunglasses..hmm where to fit that in..</p>

<p>1) magic wand like harry potter
2) book of spells
3) Hermione in lingerie
4) guitar
5) fishing pole with hook sets.</p>

<ol>
<li>drugs</li>
<li>music</li>
<li>paint</li>
<li>paper</li>
<li>pen</li>
</ol>

<p>Hot girl, basketball, computer, cell phone, TV.</p>

<p>I'd like a lifetime supply of various potent and illegal drugs in pill form, whichever ones would keep me happiest, and then a hypodermic needle and enough morphine to kill myself. Eventually, I would want to die. A shipping container with doors in which to live and a pair of scissors would also be nice. That's five.</p>

<ol>
<li>Bible</li>
<li>Torah</li>
<li>Quran</li>
<li>Granth Sahib</li>
<li>Hindu sacred text</li>
</ol>

<p>One of these God(s) has to exist.</p>

<ol>
<li>condom so i can have sex with the hot islanders</li>
<li>ping pong table set that comes with ping pong paddles and 10 ping pong balls</li>
<li>lifetime supply of gatorade</li>
<li>a tank</li>
<li>fleshlight</li>
</ol>