IM me for admissions counseling...

<p>I have a solid grounding in UC transfer admissions. </p>

<p>So please IM me at duskribe for further questions...</p>

<p>LOL, I've been awake since five pm yesterday and need to stay awake to fix my schedule....so anyone come chat with me!</p>

<p>I know I'll be asking you a lot more in the near future :p</p>

<p>ahaha, you are doing good work! Keep it up! </p>

<p>Cardinal, are you attending UCLA, too?</p>

<p>"I know I'll be asking you a lot more in the near future"</p>

<p>Cool, Yams. Yeah the offer still stands to everyone out there who needs help. I wish in all of your shoes not too long ago so just feel free to IM me at my sn. I'm online much of the time.</p>

<p>"ahaha, you are doing good work! Keep it up! </p>

<p>Cardinal, are you attending UCLA, too?"</p>

<p>haha nah kevin101, I will be attending UCB.</p>

<p>oh em gee how much do you charge mr admissions counselor!?</p>

<p>I am a high school senior. WHat are my chances for UCB from cc.</p>

<p>Projected GPA 4.0+
Major: I dunno.
EC: everything possible</p>

<p>Im in 8th grade and want to attend either Harvard, Yale, Princeton or MIT (Caltech sucks!)....I have been taking college courses like differential equations and also do part-time work with a top fortune 500 company. I also started and am a CEO of a multimillion dollar company. Here are my stats:</p>

<p>6th Grade: all As...took tough classes like Calculus IX
7th Grade: all As....started a Cryptography club (of which I was the President) and volunteered part time in Afghanistan fixing trucks.
8th Grade: very busy with my multimillion dollar company and of course I will have all As....again</p>

<p>ECs: National Merit Scholar, Rhodes Scholar, Excellent Student Award, Future President Award, "Most Likely to Succeed" award (I was the only student who got this award)</p>

<p>PS: I was also listed in "Who's Who among Middle Schoolers"....dunno if that counts</p>

<p>I also do a bunch of other stuff...PM me for more info!!!!!!!! lololololol!!!!!!</p>

<p>So yea, please rate my chances. I don't want to end up in some stupid state school and mingle with mediocre students....kthanxbi</p>

<p>Other funnies i've read here.</p>

<p>How hard is to get a 4.0 at ccc? Is it comparable to my elementary school?</p>

<p>Should i take 42 units my first semester? I did horrible at my HS but It ccc, should be simple right?</p>

<p>My cc GPA is 1.95 and i think UCSD and UCSB are not good enough for me. What do u think?</p>

<p>haha, these are hilarious.</p>

<p>unfortunatly all these were asked on this board.</p>

<p>Here is another one i found nice.</p>

<p>I want to get an MD. Can I do it in my community college?</p>

<p>Ummm, can you explain the Cardinal focus if you're a UC expert?</p>

<p>"can you explain the Cardinal focus if you're a UC expert?"</p>

<p>bobby100, I originally wanted to transfer there but never retook my SATs so I didn't bother applying. I want to go there for grad school so it still kinda applies.</p>