<p>lol, since you're complaining about this and life is, oh, alwaaays fair, right? So why not complain?</p>
<p>^ if a woman gets hit by a car while crossing a crosswalk, who's fault is it? The woman's. why? what's she doing outside of the kitchen?</p>
<p>How do you make a dishwasher work?
You spank her.</p>
<p>^^^^ hahahahaha.
you guy'sve all heard about the MAN who got pregnant then got pregnant AGAIN. But I am NOT marrying a transsexual!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Wanna hear a joke? </p>
<p>Women's rights.</p>
<p>Wow, that had already been said, tomjones, but thank you.</p>
<p>Why don't women have to know how to drive?
-There's no highway between the kitchen and the bedroom.</p>
<p>Pregnancy isn't the end of the world, ya know. Most moms enjoy it.</p>
<p>Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?</p>
<p>'Cause she was a woman!</p>
<p>What did the woman do after leaving the battered women's shelter?
-The dishes if she knew what was good for her. </p>
<p>How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Feminists can't change anything.</p>
<p>Hehe. Props to all the chauvinistic jokes. Save for post #24 - that one's older than John McCain...</p>
<p>dude i totally want children!!</p>
<p>To the OP: Simple solution- extract one of your eggs. Get your husband's sperm. Put the two in a test tube for a little while. Then plant it in a surrogate mother's womb. POP 9 months (10?) later you've got your baby.</p>
<p>Ten? You're not pregnant silly, you're just fat!</p>
<p>I'm just kidding :).</p>
<p>according to one faith i don't get this. If Eve screwed up, then her punishment was the pain of giving birth. The snake's punishment was laying on his ass all day. What was man's? Hard work? someone clarify.</p>
<p>@33
Yahweh lied.</p>
<p>@1
If you want children, then use a surrogate. In Japan there's a wonderful drop in the birthrate because people are realizing that they don't have to be ruled by their genitals. The future of the world is in communal childrearing, so don't even pretend to put up with tradition (unless, for example, you are being well-paid for it).</p>
<p>Wow, this thread's still alive?</p>
<p>I guess I'm the only one here who's heard of Couvade syndrome...</p>
<p>OK< I swear I'm not obsessed with this topic or anything, and I didn't go out of my way to research into this stuff. I just have NYTimes as my homepage, and this was on their headline. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/30/magazine/30Surrogate-t.html?scp=1&sq=surrogate%20mother&st=cse%5B/url%5D">http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/30/magazine/30Surrogate-t.html?scp=1&sq=surrogate%20mother&st=cse</a>
I'm gonna do this!!</p>
<p>lol good luck ever getting a husband...</p>