<p>yes, they're wrong/un-pc/inaccurate/shallow/narrow-minded/short-sighted....o well, let's be bad. so...
columbia
brown
harvard
yale
princeton
dartmouth
penn</p>
<p>what do you got?</p>
<p>haha i forgot one:
cornell
(i guess that can count as a stereotype)</p>
<p>Harvard, the rich Ivy. (grade inflation, elitist, super-smart)</p>
<p>Princeton, the preppy Ivy. (snotty, elitist, jock, white)</p>
<p>Yale, the blue-blood Ivy. (gay man's ivy, dangerous city, inferiority complex to Harvard & Princeton, but most espically Harvard)</p>
<p>Brown, the liberal Ivy. (hippies, druggies)</p>
<p>Penn, the social Ivy. (Jews, Asians, business majors, pre-professional)</p>
<p>Cornell, the safety Ivy. (greek, depressing, working man's ivy)</p>
<p>Dartmouth, the conservative (greek, outdoors, jock, most republican ivy)</p>
<p>Columbia, the city ivy. (individualists, wear black, smoke)</p>
<p>Cornell, the ivy you randomly drive into late at night after you get lost in upstate NY, and you're just looking for a place to sleep...</p>
<p>I dunno, I think we get enough crap as a lot (ivy leaguers that is), that it almost seems counterproductive to start drawing distinctions</p>
<p>un-pc: cornell is the concubine child of the ivy league</p>
<p>Yeah, thats just about it. MIT is the nerdy Star Trek obessed school; UChicago is the uptight right wing school.</p>
<p>Stanford is the school thats as smart as the Ivies, but doesn't make as big a deal out of it. Of course, I applied there SCEA so I'm probably biased.</p>
<p>I'd say Stanford is as smart, and with a veneer of not making a big deal of it, but secretly goes home to study and cram like mad. Ultimately driven mad by living a life of lies, and also loses points for dishonesty.</p>
<p>And looks like Taco Bell.</p>
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<p>An oldie but goodie: Ivy Leaguers at the burger joint</p>
<p>Harvard: "Did you do anything this weekend?"
"Nope. Have some fries."
Yale: "I got mugged on the way to class today."
"Have some fries."
Brown: "I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith."
"Cool! Me too! Have some fries."
Cornell: "I killed my lab partner this weekend."
"Bummer. Have some fries."
Princeton: "My father took away my porsche this weekend."
"Poor dear. Have some escargot."
Columbia: "I wish that I could be eating these fries at a better school."
"Me too. Let's go get shot."
Penn: "I wish that I could be eating these fries at a better school."
"Me too. Let's transfer to Columbia."
Dartmouth: "Oh man, I got so trashed this weekend. It was f**kin awesome."
"Have some beer."</p>
<ol>
<li><p>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.</p></li>
<li><p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.</p></li>
<li><p>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- Hanover doesn't have electricity.</p></li>
<li><p>How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.</p></li>
<li><p>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.</p></li>
<li><p>How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest
the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold
a counter-protest.</p></li>
<li><p>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- New Haven looks better in the dark.</p></li>
<li><p>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>A classic, with more than a little validity, and still really funny.</p>
<p>The lightbulb one is awesome, and pretty dead on.</p>
<p>I think I'm pretty much the biggest nerd ever 'cause I loved that IM convo, and the lightbulb joke.</p>
<p>I don't get the 6 credits Penn one.</p>
<p>The joke is that Penn = easy/stupid/etc.</p>
<p>HAHAHA that light bulb thing was hilarious.</p>
<p>i agree... these are hilarious. Does anyone have any more?</p>
<p>Cornell has the highest suicide rate. The weather sucks. No wonder the kids there are depressed.</p>
<p>Cornell puts a net under the bridge during the week(s) of finals so that people who jump don't kill themselves. They're heavily suicidal there. :(</p>
<p>Also, surprisingly (or not?), I've heard that roughly half of all Havard students are depressed. <a href="http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=347255%5B/url%5D">http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=347255</a> :(</p>
<p>Penn is supposed to be the happy school. :)</p>
<p>I don't know anything about the rest. I wish I knew if Yale was happy...</p>