<p>Omg, Jack Bauer is fantastic.</p>
<p>I'm going to have his babies...</p>
<p>all 800 of them.</p>
<p>24 is pretty much awesome. if jack bauer had applied to harvard, i bet he would know by now....</p>
<p>When Jack Bauer called to check his admission's status, he tortured them until they told him he was accepted and gave him any and all information on terrorists who had applied to the school.</p>
<p>Harvard doesn't accept Jack Bauer, Jack Bauer accepts Harvard :)</p>