List wise proverbs and timeless sayings"

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>as many as you can.. I want to get wise lol</p>

<p>"A fool and his money soon part"</p>

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<p>My first proverb...RBase07...be on the look out for pmed applications materials to join the Randomist Regime. They will be pmed tomorrow afternoon. Failure to fill them out will result in your blacklisting for dodging the draft. Thank you.</p>

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<p>Lame ^^</p>

<p>"Thou shall stop posting stupid threads."</p>

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<p>Haha. Good one, evil<em>asian</em>dictator.</p>

<p>"A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning."</p>

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<p>I agree, that was kinda funny, evilasiandictator. I've never heard the one you posted kchen. I have another cliche one: "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."</p>

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<p>a short, typical, but soooo true:</p>

<p>NO PAIN NO GAIN.</p>

<p>=) agree?</p>

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<p>I can do all things through the Lord who strengthens me.</p>

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<p>Taken from bash.org:</p>

<p><fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."</fashykekes></p>

<p><lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
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<p>"Greed is God."</p>

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<p>Pain is weakness leaving the body</p>

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<p>If you love something, let it go; if it comes back, it's real; if it doesn't, it was never meant to be.</p>

<p>Procrastination is the thief of time.</p>

<p>Be who you are b/c those who matter won't mind and those who mind don't matter.</p>

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<p>You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.</p>

<p>Charlotte, "Charlotte's Web"</p>

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<p>"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost</p>

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<p>"In this land of many lakes we do not flush for number 1."</p>

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<p>H to the Izzo</p>

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<p>^^^ lol. how random.</p>

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<p>"Subliminal messages are everywhere; all you have to do is look for them"</p>

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<p>"Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!""</p>

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<p>"Procrastination is like masturbation. It's all fun and good until you realize that the only person you are f-cking is yourself."</p>

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<p>"Fight the battles that are big enough to win, but small enough to matter."</p>

<p>"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes."</p>