<p>Accounting - enjoys numbers and working with money...</p>
<p>Agriculture - probably was waaay too involved in FFA in high school...ever heard of milk spitters? Eh...</p>
<p>Biology - only good if you do more than just show up for class...</p>
<p>Business - "The limit as an Engineering student's GPA approaches 0 = Business" I laughed my arse off when I saw a shirt with that on it...great stuff...</p>
<p>Computer Science - quirky sense of humor and will inevitably have their job outsourced to frickin India (my mom works for a computer company...it's a problem)...</p>
<p>Economics - enjoys self-torture...</p>
<p>English - think it'll be easy since they already speak English (j/k...a little)...</p>
<p>Finance - enjoys fiddling with money and budgeting...</p>
<p>Math - they have a sordid love affair with differential equations...</p>
<p>Music - eccentric and oblivious to the fact that they probably won't become a famous composer/musician...they instead become bitter band/choir directors...heh...</p>
<p>Philosophy - enjoys interesting yet utterly useless information...</p>
<p>Physics - applies physics to absolutely every aspect of their everyday lives...</p>
<p>Political Science - think they can actually be a successful politician without the money, name, and connections...ha...</p>
<p>Psychology - don't realize that they pretty much have to get a PhD to make any money...</p>
<p>Engineering - Me! Anyway...a relatively small number of highly intelligent 'normal' folks surrounded by tons of socially retarded, unibrowed lispers that lack the communication skills to actually make their intelligence useful...good thing they have the 'normal' folks to talk for them!</p>