<p>I wish you got shot by pigeon hunters</p>
<p>I wish I had a staple gun</p>
<p>I hope your staple gun is stolen by a homicidal maniac.</p>
<p>I wish I could go to Europe.</p>
<p>I wish I knew where you lived so I could shoot you with your damn staple gun.</p>
<p>I also wish that on your way to Europe you fly on a plane, then you're raped (by an ugly man) on the plane, but as you're being raped the plane falls into the ocean, so you're last memory is of this ugly man.</p>
<p>I wish I had a pony. (sorry if someone's done this, I didn't read through...)</p>
<p>i wish your pony ran away and fell of a cliff BWAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>i wish i could marry harry potter</p>
<p>i wish harry turns you into a goblin that walks on its head</p>
<p>I wish i had no homework</p>
<p>I wish you'd fail school, and be stupid and do it over again.</p>
<p>I wish I was a ninja.</p>
<p>I wish a ninja impaled you with a star.</p>
<p>I wish I were humble.</p>
<p>I wish your girlfriend dumped you because you were too humble</p>
<p>I wish we all could get along</p>
<p>I wish we could all throw rotten tomatoes at each other. And especially at you Icer.</p>
<p>I wish I was a cocky Currency Trader at MorganStanley whose net worth is $500MM.</p>
<p>I wish a crack whore would sell you for $2 to break your spirit.</p>
<p>I wish I was vacationing in Europe.</p>
<p>I wish that while you were there war would break out, you would be forced into the military, and a smelly midget would shoot you.</p>
<p>I wish my football team wouldn't have won 3 games this year. I wanted to say we never won a game.</p>
<p>I wish your team were State Champs</p>
<p>I wish i didnt have to go to inspection right after school today</p>
<p>I wish you were foun with marijuana on you.</p>
<p>I don't want to be cheated.</p>
<p>I wish you realize at the age of 50 that you, yourself, have been cheating your way through life the entire time. Upon realizing this you find it totally unbearable and commit slow, painful suicide.</p>
<p>I wish to be socially satisfied in college.</p>
<p>I wish you would have no friends at college.
I wish Collegeboard made (yet another) mistake and I actually got a 2240 instead of 1940.</p>
<p>I wish Collegeboard made (yet another) mistake and you actually got a 940 instead of 1940.
I wish that I can speak to animals.</p>
<p>I wish that the animals were so disgusted with youthat they bit your head off.</p>
<p>I wish I found a dollar.</p>
<p>I wish that dollar was counterfeit, and you would be arrested for fraud.
I wish that AP exams were required for me only.</p>
<p>Uh... I wish that for you as well.</p>
<p>I wish that I will make A's in all my classes this semester and get 5's on all the APs I'm taking.</p>
<p>I wish you failed at everything in school and ended your days as a Rastafarian bum.</p>
<p>I wish I lived in a big city.</p>