<p>This game is real simple. The first person states a wish of theirs. The next person corrupts that wish, then states his/her wish, and so on.</p>
<p>Example:</p>
<p>Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldn't use it again for a year.</p>
<p>I'll go first: </p>
<p>I wish I could make interesting forum games!</p>
<p>Your game will be fascinating, but 1 minute after you post your brilliant game, a hoarde of underclassmen will simultaneously decide to post chances threads, burying your game under a pile of internet-crap so deep no one could ever find it again.</p>
<p>I wish I could shape-shift</p>
<p>you would shape shift into a pb&j sandwich and get slowly eaten by a third grader for lunch</p>
<p>i wish i had an infinite amount of wishes</p>
<p>With that power, you would take over the world by force, country by country, but when you get to that last pesky country, your a-bomb plan would go awry and you would destroy the earth.</p>
<p>I wish I had a billion dollars.</p>
<p>America becomes a socialist country and all your money goes to the government.</p>
<p>I wish I could be better at playing basketball.</p>
<p>The NBA enslaves you and won't let you leave.</p>
<p>I wish my hair was longer.</p>
<p>Long hair would require more conditioner, thereby increasing your consumption of Pantene Pro-V. These bigger bottles require more plastic and as we all know plastic kills the environment.</p>
<p>I wish I could read an entire book in one sitting, without getting distracted.</p>
<p>That book is Das Kapital.</p>
<p>I wish I could not sleep but feel refreshed all the time.</p>
<p>lmao *** hahahahaha interesting game</p>
<p>: yes but everyone else would be sleeping while you're NOT sleeping so HAH ... yeah</p>
<p>I wish I could know the answer to everything.</p>
<p>You find out that you will die in a week, and as a result, you spend the entire week constantly thinking about your death.</p>
<p>I wish I could time travel.</p>
<p>You travel back to the exact moment your parents made you. </p>
<p>I wish I was smarter.</p>
<p>You would know so much that you would forget why you are keeping yourself alive. You would then proceed to kill yourself.</p>
<p>I wish people would stop driving Hummers.</p>
<p>An even less fuel efficient (yet totally affordable) car/truck is created, which replaces the Hummer as vehicle of choice. </p>
<p>I wish I could succeed without trying.</p>
<p>Then it wouldn't really be success, now would it?</p>
<p>I wish I didnt have to shave my face every two days</p>
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<p>I wish I could get any woman that I want</p>
<p>yea, lol ^^^</p>
<p>If your as ugly as I think you are, your "getting" of these girls would defy every law of the beauty industry, and it would collapse, thereby laying off hundreds of workers, one being your dad.</p>
<p>I wish CC would change its color scheme out of blue</p>
<p>^oddly enough, my mom actually works for Mary Kay</p>