<p>I wish you get the inverse of all of grades (.01% and a score of .2 on your APs.)
I wish I owned College Board so I could abolish it.</p>
<p>I wish that as soon as you abolished CB a mob of crazed pre-college students lynched you for taking away their sole source of affirmation.</p>
<p>I wish I go to grad school at MIT.</p>
<p>I wish you went to undergrad at MIT</p>
<p>I wish that I had lots more homework</p>
<p>I wish that you went to do a school that didn't give homework</p>
<p>I wish that I didn't have math next year</p>
<p>I wish that math mad optional for you.</p>
<p>I wish I beat LAwrence Bragg's record of youngest Nobel Laureate.</p>
<p>I wish Lawrence Bragg beat YOU .... physically</p>
<p>I wish APs + SATs didn't exist</p>
<p>The AP exams and SATs wish you didn't exist.</p>
<p>I wish I could get a puppy.</p>
<p>I wish that puppy you bought would die when you touched it</p>
<p>I wish for 2400 on the may sat</p>
<p>I wish you only got a 200 because you fainted after you wrote your name</p>
<p>I wish I could drive</p>
<p>I wish your poor driving skills will cause you to lose control and plunge 1000 feet down the face of a cliff. </p>
<p>I wish I were immortal.</p>
<p>I wish you would die in like 80 years</p>
<p>I wish I wouldn't faint so much</p>
<p>I wish you would faint when youre performing surgery on someones brain.
I wish I were invincible.</p>
<p>I wish a rat bit you and you died.
I wish I had another 2 months before the AP.</p>
<p>I wish you had 2 months to live. (even that sounds harsh)</p>
<p>I wish I was free as a bird.</p>
<p>I wish you were as free as
a bird that stalks
down his narrow cage
[that can] can seldom see through
his bars of rage
his wings are clipped and
his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing.</p>
<p>I wish that all the cacti in the world would belong to me.</p>
<p>I wish you would get needled by all the cacti and bleed to death.</p>
<p>I wish my laptop's battery worked..</p>
<p>I wish battery acid spilled onto your skin.</p>
<p>I wish I lived in a mansion.</p>
<p>I wish the mansion was in hell. </p>
<p>I wish I didn't waste my time here.</p>
<p>I wish you were addicted to CC for life. </p>
<p>I wish I was eating ice cream.</p>
<p>I wish you are eating as I-scream.</p>
<p>I wish fried foods had fewer calories.</p>