<p>I wish you would leave your books at school everyday.</p>
<p>I wish I had a 4.5.</p>
<p>I wish that 4.5 birds would shat on your chest.</p>
<p>I wish my headphones worked.</p>
<p>I wish your headphones worked, and they proceeded to give you brain cancer.</p>
<p>I wish I had the discipline to not procrastinate.</p>
<p>I wish you had ADD.</p>
<p>I wish I had a migraine.</p>
<p>... I also wish you had a migraine.</p>
<p>I wish my foot wasn't on fire.</p>
<p>I wish your foot was frozen and your toes would be frostbitten and have to be removed</p>
<p>I wish someone would do this presentation for me</p>
<p>I wish your presentation would do you.</p>
<p>I wish I could sleep now.</p>
<p>I wish you didn't sleep all night
I wish that this crappy show on ABC was over.</p>
<p>LL, I do have ADD. The last two people have gotten their wishes for me.</p>
<p>I wish that the next show involved Pat Robertson, Oral Roberts, and Jerry Falwell.</p>
<p>I wish I didn't have to sleep at all while everyone else still did so I would have a leg up.</p>
<p>I wish you would sleep for 100 years and be way behind.
I wish I had a secretary do my homework for me.</p>
<p>I wish the secretary was a fat hairy stupid man</p>
<p>I wish I was a different race for a day</p>
<p>I wish you were teleported back in time, stayed white, and dropped in the middle of Africa.</p>
<p>For a day.</p>
<p>I wish I could get off CC.</p>
<p>I wish you got off to CC.</p>
<p>I wish songs wouldn't get stuck in my head</p>
<p>I wish your head would get stuck in a song... then implode.</p>
<p>I wish I could keep my eyes open.</p>
<p>I wish you had your eyes forced open like in A Clockwork Orange</p>
<p>I wish I had a faster computer</p>
<p>I wish you had a quad-processor Intel Xeon system... that you had to pay for working at the BK Lounge for minimum wage... for 3 years.</p>
<p>I wish I had a job.</p>
<p>I wish you had a job as a substitute teacher in my town's public school system ;).</p>
<p>I wish I had a good job.</p>
<p>I wish you scrubbed toilets at McDonalds.</p>
<p>I wish I had a job as a banker at Morgan Stanley.</p>
<p>I wish you get a job as a receptionist at Morgan Stanley by doing others 'favors'</p>
<p>I wish my homework were done!</p>
<p>I wish you will waste all your time on CC and never get anything done!</p>
<p>I wish to visit Broadway.</p>