<p>This seems entertaining enough for HSL.
You post a wish of yours and the next person corrupts it.</p>
<p>EG Person 1: I wish I could go to Hawaii
Person 2: You go, but a volcano explodes and kills you.
I wish I could get an A on the next test.
Person 3: You get an A, but you had to sleep with your teacher to get it.
I wish I...</p>
<p>and so forth.</p>
<p>So here's mine I guess, </p>
<p>I wish I could find a summer job.</p>
<p>You find a summer job in September after searching for 3 months.</p>
<p>I wish I had my own car.</p>
<p>It has a hole in the bottom and you fall through, the car goes into a lake.</p>
<p>I wish I could stop procrastinating on my math homework</p>
<p>But you are unable to exit out of college confidential!!</p>
<p>(hint hint!!)</p>
<p>I wish I could get an A in Calculus</p>
<p>You study your heart out, but the score on your final exam puts your grade at an 89.4%.</p>
<p>I wish I could get some scholarships.</p>
<p>You get an A in Calculus, but you are first required to compute the 999th derivative of
f(x) = [arcsin (arcsec (ln (cos e^(2x ln arctan x^(-5/2x))))/(4x^3 log .0111x^cos x)]^(sin (cos (tan (sec (csc (cot (ln arcsin 1/ln (e^cos x))))))</p>
<p>I wish I weren't so sleep deprived</p>
<p>ten you find that you will be on this thread all night and therefore chug a few redbulls and manas</p>
<p>I wish I had a dollar</p>
<p>You get the dollar but you run out of toilet paper and use it to wipe your butt</p>
<p>I wish I had a penthouse in Manhattan</p>
<p>You get a penthouse in Manhattan, but you get thrown out of the window by a mysterious stranger and fall to your death, only to have a masked vigilante inspect your body and your penthouse on a hunch that you were once a costumed superhero.</p>
<p>I wish clingy girls weren't clingy.</p>
<p>Girls become so non clingy that you never have sex again</p>
<p>I wish Conan would get back on TV sooner</p>
<p>Conan gets into a serious accident and is shown in a full-body cast on TV.</p>
<p>I wish I wasn't so tired.</p>
<p>Conan gets back on tv but has a heart attack during a show and dies.</p>
<p>I wish I could understand physics.</p>
<p>You understand physics and fail your other 5 subjects.</p>
<p>I wish I could speak Urdu.</p>
<p>You are only able to yell out explicit language.</p>
<p>I wish I owned a car.</p>
<p>You get a car as a birthday present but it gets stolen the next day. </p>
<p>I wish I had a white girlfriend.</p>
<p>You get one, but her family members are skin heads</p>
<p>I wish I had a Patek Philippe watch</p>
<p>You get one, but you are allergic to a component of the strap so you get a painful rash whenever you decide to wear it.</p>
<p>I wish my knee could be instantly healed</p>
<p>granted,ur knee is healed but you break ur leg in three places tomorrow.</p>
<p>I wish my every wish and desire were granted in an uncorruptable way</p>
<p>Every wish and desire is granted, except you are now a corrupted person and destroy yourself because of it.</p>
<p>I wish that I would get into one of my favorite colleges.</p>
<p>You get in, but the economic downturn spirals all of the schools savings and the institution goes bankrupt, and you get none of your money back and have to wait another year to apply to another college. </p>
<p>I wish I could have no wishes</p>