<p>This is really too good to be true. If you really want horny girls, try a state school bro. I'm too lazy to research whether or not NYIT is actually a school, but if it comes down between the two and you're lookin for horny girls, I'd say NYIT. But generally this isn't a criterion most people consider at MIT. Either way, I assume most of this is a joke, and it's well taken it if is. You're a funny guy.</p>
<p>I actually take back what I said about MIT. Upon further inspection, it's probably the easiest school in the country. Most students don't go to any of their classes and usually don't bother showing up for tests, but the profs just give them A's anyways because they know that waking up at 1 p.m. is a challenge for their students. The women at MIT are unparalleled. Think Pamela Anderson but dumber and with bigger boobs. All of them. Every guy there feels like Hugh Heffner in the playboy mansion, but dont worry, guys are only like 2% of the students there anyways. So, based on what you want in a school, I'd say MIT is the perfect fit for you. Based on your amazing command of the English language, I assume you were already accepted, so I'd pick them if I were you.</p>
<p>My advice? Don't apply/go (that is, if you were accepted) to MIT/NYIT. Both schools won't do you justice. By the way, taking Physics in the 12th grade is a huge accomplisment; that alone will get you in anywhere!</p>
<p>Are you guys serious? MIT is definetely BETTER. NYIT is a joke school. MIT is so much more prestigious and tougher to get into. In fact, it is one of the hardest schools to get into in the country. Haha, ANYONE can get into NYIT. NYIT is for the rejects!!! MIT > NYIT.</p>
<p>NYIT REALLY SUCKS. WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE?!</p>
<p>We would go there because we don't want to be surrounded by Chinese nerds with big glasses that are afraid of asking girls out and that don't take showers.</p>