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<p>Ha! It is entirely unreasonable. Again, why exactly do you need cable? If you are using cellphones, then why do you need a home phone line? Why do you need DVR? I thought residents were working Ibanking hours anyway, so, again, it’s not like they have all this time to be obsessing over the latest season of Desperate Housewives. </p>
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<p>Then you know what I would say? I would simply claim that I don’t have a cellphone at all. So if you (the hospital) want to give me a pager or a cellphone, that’s cool. But if not, hey, what do you want me to do?</p>