<p>The thread where you get to talk about great graffitti you saw on the wall of the public crappers on campus. Be sure to mention whether it was a mens' room or a ladies' room. You don't have to say the actual campus. I have two interesting ones. The first was the following exchange written by different hands which grew line by line over the quarter:</p>
<p>Line one: "A turd falls two feet at 9.8 miles per hour. How long does it take to fall?"
Line two: "9.8mph x 5280ft/1mile x 1hr/3600sec. = 14.73 ft/sec. 2/14.373=0.14 seconds"
Line three: "Math is good but falling objects accelerate at a rate of 9.8 meters/sec. I can run faster than 9.8mi/hr!"
Line four: "Maybe it was a dangler...."</p>
<p>Also, in that very same stall (the graffitti gets erased every quarter it seems) a new conversation struck up, this one half in Lovecraftian "Elder" speak. "Cthluhu is good but Dagon kicks his butt!" And "yog soggoth! ug aur yn es!" And the like.</p>
<p>I remember being in a stall in college in the ladies’ room where the coeds chronicled which professors would give As for specific sex acts.</p>
<p>I was mortified when the wife of my biology professor entered the bathroom, as I did not want her to find how many posts her husband had accumulated.</p>
<p>There was an article in our paper last year about the differences between men and womens bathroom graffiti. In the womens bathroom there were confessions, poetry, and people offering advice and support. In the mens room there were male genitalia and swastikas.</p>
<p>I didn’t think girls tagged stuff, but ok. Usually the bathrooms in the city are covered with tags. So that’s what you use sharpies for besides drawing on drunk dudes.</p>
<p>in the mens bathroom in the UCSB library there has been a tradition for years of graffiti written in tiny letters the small strips of grout between tiles. For example “twist and grout”, “Three Strikes and You’re Grout!", “The Grout Wall of China”, “The Grout Gatsby”, etc.</p>