<p>I'll start off! During first semester last year, I woke up 5 minutes before my Spanish group final. Without a second thought, I jumped out of my bed, and ran to my school from my apartment off-campus as fast as I could. When I arrived there, I was heaving so bad I passed out the moment I walked into my class in front of EVERYONE! I woke up later and all of my group members and professor were sitting next to me at the university health center. I apparently had a panic attack, and my exam was pushed to the next day. The worst best day ever lol. Humiliating, but relieving. </p>
<p>Attended a football match on the college pitch, I was on top of a hill and decided to climb down to get a closer view. The hill was muddy, i was very careful but i felt my feet going from underneath me and fell all the way down, got a great applause from the crowd.</p>
<p>When I was taking Calc 2 in the summer about two years ago, I didn’t own a cell phone then. I had to borrow my mom’s. Well, I usually turn off the sound because I don’t really need to be hearing it anyway. I forgot this one particular day and during class “No one” by Alicia Keys started to play out of my pocket. I was wondering where it was coming from and when I realized it was my mom’s cell phone I scrambled to get it out of my pocket but was having trouble. Everyone looked at me, including the teacher, and they laughed. I put my head down and was so red in the face I kept my head buried in my notes.</p>
<p>There was another time where I was in Chemistry and I had to empty our wastes into this beaker or whatever. Anyway, my partner handed the chemicals to me and I poured them into the huge thing of liquid. Suddenly, the whole thing turned pink and bubbled up to the point where it was overflowing. I slowly moved back, wide-eyed, and quickly turned to return to my seat. Needless to say, I didn’t take Chemistry for two more years and decided not to be a pharmacist after all.</p>
<p>I was out one winter night with some friends running to get to a party. The sidewalks were all covered in ice and I fell and slid on my butt like 10 feet. Great time.</p>
<p>Haven’t started college yet, but during winter at my school there’s an ever-present fear that this will happen - [Falling</a> on Ice at Appalachian State - YouTube](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube)</p>
<p>I make a big deal out of people turning their phones off or on silent in class and not using them. One day in my Russian class, I forgot to put my phone off or on silent, and someone decided to call me. So out of nowhere during a silent moment, my cell phone starts loudly going off. My ringtone? Move Your Body by My Darkest Days.</p>
<p>On Valentine’s Day (you can tell this was pretty crazy since I remember the actual date), I was sitting in my history lecture when the professor asked if anyone knew how to hang, draw, and quarter someone. Being a huge history buff, I was the only one in the class who knew. He asked for an explanation and I launched into a really detailed description. By the time I finished, the entire class, including the professor, was looking at me with a look of horror. Apparently I sounded like I knew how to do it from personal experience…</p>
<p>Anyway, it had some upsides as I ended up being one of the professor’s favorite students & dating a guy from the class.</p>
<p>I’ve done this several times actually: I forgot what day it was and walked into the wrong class, got to my seat without noticing, then noticed and kept walking straight out of the second door… thank god there were 2 doors…</p>
<p>^ happened to me too once. I was going to a stats class, and when I walked in the class was already full, which was weird because I was on time. The teacher had something weird on the projector, and right before I sat down the teacher said something and I realized I was in a spanish class. I was like “wait”, turned around, and walked out with people snickering behind me. It was kind of funny.</p>
<p>I’ve lunged my bike into steep curbs several times. It’s embarrassing because you fall very slowly as your body tries to keep balance as the momentum carries you forward, and I end up feeling like a complete idiot every time.</p>
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<p>btw are you that guy with the account ‘thereisnosecret’ that floods ■■■■■ threads all over college life?</p>
<p>During my first semester I had bad insomnia and had an art project due that I totally forgot about. So not only did I not sleep all night, or the night before, but I did my art project in the parking lot on my car hood before walking into class.</p>
<p>I walked up to the front of the class with this puke-blob of wet oil paint on a canvas and the professor kept asking me what exactly it was, but I was too half asleep to make anything up so I just stood there mumbling about God knows what with my eyes closing waiting for her to tell me to sit down.</p>
<p>I guess “embarrassing” isn’t the word because I barely even remember being there. All I remember is the puzzled looks on everyone’s faces and how it smelled like an oil refinery. Good times.</p>
<p>I use my phone as my alarm. It vibrates and beeps and is very good at waking me. One day I had it set for 1:30 for some reason. Ofcourse it went off during class. I hastly tried to turn it off. I decided to just turn off my phone, not realizing that while my phone was shutting down my alarm would keep going. Finally I just pulled out the battery.</p>
<p>Oh yeah I forgot the time my friend screwed around with my laptop. </p>
<p>So I open it in a lecture (huge lecture hall with like 70 people behind me) and I have 16" of oiled rap video booty looking at me. Pretty awkward.</p>
<p>I mean for some college guys that’s their actual desktop background but I look like a prep into abstinence and Stravinsky so you have to get the comedic visual effect.</p>