Movies that suck

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Damnit, people who like anime **** me off. </p>

<p>See here's the deal. I like anime. But I hate 90% of people who like anime. Why? They think they know about Japan through cartoons. IDIOTS. They don't know jack. Japan ain't like the mofoing cartoons, you morons! Japan is a bleak land filled with scary little people who don't like you because you're a foreigner. Oh yeah, and small bra sizes.</p>

<p>But yeah. I love emos who are like, "OMG, I hate conformists! By wearing this black sweatshirt, I'm soooo different. F conformists! OMG, look at those guys, they're wearing clothes just like me. We all look the same and hate conformists! Yeah Fugazi!"</p>

<p>Dammit, now I want to go eat a steak just to **** off a vegan emo pussy, but steaks are too expensive here in Japan. Way to go, w1cked.</p>

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<p>Have some sushi and some sake instead :S</p>

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<p>Omg..how could you not like Napoleon Dynamite! That movie is freaking genius!</p>

<p>Scary Movie was also funny..but hey, people may not have the same sense of humor.</p>

<p>Johnson Family Vacation-HORRIBLE
Honey-Gah, no
Troy-<em>sleeps</em></p>

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<p>Troy sucks because it's way too emo. "OMG, I'm Paris and I'm a wussy loser."</p>

<p>Damn emos ruin everything. They could've made a totally kickass 2 hour movie about Brad Pitt ruining everyone's stuff, but they had to focus on the "emotional" side of the story. Pffft, whatever.</p>

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<p>That's why I hated Troy. It was so long because of all that emotional stuff. It made me miss my last train home.</p>

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<p>PORN</p>

<p>porn sucks.</p>

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<p>^^^</p>

<p>See guys? Yet another example of an emo going and ruining something great. Porn rocks. And we all know it.</p>

<p>Well, not German scat porn. But good ol' fashioned American apple-pie porn is great art. Oh yeah, most Japanese porn definitely doesn't get to be considered good. There's nothing quite as irritating as watching a flat-chested, ugly mouthed woman squeal like a mouse and say "it hurts" for 30 minutes.</p>

<p>But most porn is great. Emos, it's what ruins dinner.</p>

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<p>Playboy videos are good. Rest is trash.</p>

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<p>Pfft, whatever.</p>

<p>Backdoor Sluts 5 was good enough for Butters. It's good enough for me.</p>

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<p>Heh I dun like hardcore cuz seeing a dick ruins the entertainment value</p>

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<p>Homophobic much? :p</p>

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<p>Ok don't even get me started on how we need lockers with partitions at the YMCA.</p>

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<p>Do yourself a favor then:</p>

<p>Don't join the military
Don't play a sport in college...EVER
Don't ever live in Japan
Don't ever become a doctor</p>

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<p>I can't see how playing a sport would be any different from going to the Y :/ (atmosphere wise @_@)</p>

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<p>A little more "buddy buddy" so to speak.</p>

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<p>Point taken.</p>

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<p>Lol at previous page. How on earth did UCLAri ever become a mod?</p>