not impressed with Columbia females

Colleges and Universities A-Z Columbia University
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Denzera, I'm not quite sure why you felt the need to write an essay as a rebuttal to a simple observation but it makes you come off as quite a bloody tool (the 2,715 posts on an internet forum don't help either). Unemployment must suck, huh?

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<p>It's a wide-spread misconception that a wordy and pretentious statement criticising another for being long-winded is ironic. A properly ironic response would be one that is pithy and concise. Unemployment does suck but that's very much besides the point. Stop hating on others - it's unbecoming. </p>

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... I must request that you stop posting if you have no real substance to add to this otherwise amusing thread.

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<p>More irony! This entire thread is largely without substance - your contribution in particular. </p>

<p>Enough nonsense. </p>

<p>Columbia girls are perfectly fine.</p>

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<p>Luke the QB from the '36 team is the star player of which I speak.... You didnt think I was referring to today's QB did you? </p>

<p>thanks narc for reassuring us that CU girls are perfectly fine. I feel all better</p>

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<p>yeah, i'm not even going to start talking about what a pig the OP sounds like.</p>

<p>but, subjectively, i thought I may give you some hope. There are still Barnard girls across the street...</p>

<p>although judging by the way you've presented yourself, I'm assuming you aren't quite in their league.... ;)</p>

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<p>OP, you sound like Silas from angels and demons</p>

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<p>Denz, I found your post interesting. Anyhow, I'm [sincerely] wondering how you'd recommend expressing one's intelligence, sense of humour, and status without talking too much or coming across as an arrogant ******bag. </p>

<p>Enlighten me...</p>

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<p>^^HAHAHA.</p>

<p>This thread is annoying.</p>

<p>"although judging by the way you've presented yourself, I'm assuming you aren't quite in their league..."</p>

<p>Totally. Barnard girls have standards. </p>

<p>By the way, confidentialcoll, the guys at columbia are just fine--and my close friends are smokin' (both guys and girls). Yes, they graduated, it's true. That's besides the point. This thing is this: anyone who walks onto an Ivy league campus and expects it to be swarming with sirens is sadly delusional. They exist, you just have to look harder. Winter plays a part too: come April, when everyone and their mother is sprawled out on the steps, the campus gets more attractive. Shockingly so.</p>

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OP, you sound like Silas from angels and demons

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<p>What an obscure little reference.</p>

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<p>Wait, wasn't Silas in the Da Vinci Code?</p>

<p>No matter, the reference holds hilarious.</p>

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Denz, I found your post interesting. Anyhow, I'm [sincerely] wondering how you'd recommend expressing one's intelligence, sense of humour, and status without talking too much or coming across as an arrogant ******bag.</p>

<p>Enlighten me...

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Well for starters, definitely don't take it from me. Here's some primers straight from the syllabus of "making people give a damn about you 101":</p>

<p>Amazon.com:</a> How to Win Friends & Influence People: Dale Carnegie: Books</p>

<p>Amazon.com:</a> The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists: Neil Strauss: Books</p>

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I really don't know what's worse for you guys: deliberately staying celibate due to lack of quality pickings or imprudently acting on sub-prime flesh out of sexual desperation?

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<p>I'm not sure why this thread has caused so much controversy. At a bar in a drunken state on any given Saturday night at 2am, this is a dilemma that dudes have to face all the time.</p>

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<p>"Denz, I found your post interesting. Anyhow, I'm [sincerely] wondering how you'd recommend expressing one's intelligence, sense of humour, and status without talking too much or coming across as an arrogant ******bag."</p>

<p>How about not acting like you are just now?</p>