<p>Chances at Yale? At life? It's pretty good, right?</p>
<p>..But then you turn around and you look like <em>this</em>:</p>
<p>Commiserations, friend.</p>
<p>Omg how did you get that? My MySpace profile is supposed to be private..</p>
<p>I know where you live.</p>
<p>Wait, is that YOU standing in my back garden with the camera? I kind of just figured it was my crazy neighbour or the paparazzi.</p>
<p>Seriously, is that you portugueseninja?</p>
<p>Which one? Hahaha..</p>
<p>No, neither of those pictures are me.</p>
<p>Combine the body of the ugly guy with the head of the hot girl and you get a realistic representation of portugueseninja.</p>
<p>Ok just kidding.</p>
<p>Portugueseninja is in the middle. Nice tan! You have FL's governor beat by a mile! </p>
<p><a href="http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-cool-tanned-guys-475x356.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-cool-tanned-guys-475x356.jpg</a>
(Image link not a blog! lol)</p>
<p>Governor Jesus Christ... err Charlie Crist.
<a href="http://politicaldemotivation.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/crist.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://politicaldemotivation.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/crist.jpg</a></p>
<p>Thanks. Here's a picture of me with my ex boyfriend </p>
<p><a href="http://i40.tinypic.com/23ur9zd.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://i40.tinypic.com/23ur9zd.jpg</a></p>
<p>We're both tanned and beautiful. It's a real shame we broke up before having the chance to procreate.</p>
<p>Nice!</p>
<p>India just messaged me! She won Prom Queen!!!!!</p>
<p>Aw, congratulations, India!</p>
<p>Hookem's in at Duke, India's getting Prom Queen.. so many celebrations in order!</p>
<p>OMG
This thread went from helping some guy to posting pictures
I love you guys!!</p>
<p>Wait, this thread was never about helping anyone.. :P</p>
<p>HAHA. </p>
<p>10 char</p>
<p>lol, this is me.</p>
<p>I hope my work ethic comes back once schools begins in earnest in the fall.</p>
<p>hahahaha im no indian movie fanatic, but is that rhitik roshan (again, dont know how to spell some of these names!)</p>
<p>hes hott</p>
<p>Indian movies = steaming piles of [insert anything you dislike]</p>
<p>Indian actors = amazingly willing to subscribe to the racial gestalt advocated by Unilever Global.</p>
<p>*mumbles about the colonized mindset of South Asia and how it contributes to social instability, and precipitous levels of violence"</p>
<p>Thanks for that No2EULA (How can I shorten your name? EULA? I pronounce that as "yewla") ..it's really nice to put faces to names.</p>
<p>No2 is the preferred form, as it re references the origins of my name.</p>
<p>(No to, but also No.2....If you don't get it, don't worry about it)</p>