Off-topic, bro

<p>Feel like I just killed this thread. Haha alright. I want to hear some more cringeworthy stories, or at least some embarrassing ones.</p>

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<p>Not so much embarassing for me, I actually thought it was funny. But it definately was embarassing for him.</p>

<p>Awkward locker room fail… Lol there’s been many incidents of a girl accused of stuffing walking around with t.p. literally spilling out. Mortifying, and exercise for her to think of ridiculous excuses like ruffly tank top, etc. girl I don’t believe u and I don’t think any1 else does either…</p>

<p>Sorry for the late reply! I’ve been out for dinner for a while, so I’ll listen to that song and post my stories when I get home. I have a few funny ones I’d love to share.</p>

<p>Hey anay how r u doing? Mmmmmm street fair food is delicious :)</p>

<p>Okay, so here’s a funny one (I was in 6th grade, mind you):</p>

<p>There used to be a kid that lived in our neighborhood that embodied everything associated with the word “nasty.” Drugs, alcohol, abuse of his girlfriend, you name it. To top it all off, he was a Freshman (funny, in retrospect). Needless to say, my friends and I always tried to avoid him and his peers when walking home from our bus stop (the highschoolers and middleschoolers always crossed paths, usually with the altercations ending in some sort of harsh verbal abuse or humiliating yet juvenile actions committed by the highschoolers). One day when walking home with a friend, I saw a hooded figure that represented the guys basic figure. 5’8", lanky build, etc. I instantly froze up, as did my friend. When we got closer, I immediately blurted out: “I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT DRUGGIE! THANK THE LORD!” My friend joined in, saying something similar, both of us sounding relieved. Then, we immediately realized that the person in front of us was actually the aforementioned Freshman, and we spoke too soon (and we froze up again). What happened afterwards was a blur, but the growing anger in his face was palpable. I think I remember eating a banana during the time, and in that split second, my friend grabbed my half-eaten banana and threw it in the guy’s face. Then, we bolted. We bolted like there was no tomorrow. Screaming like two juvenile kindergarteners.</p>

<p>We never really crossed paths with that guy again, because that day was apparently the last day for him until he was going to be shipped off to a military academy. I felt oddly sympathetic for the guy after I learned that.</p>

<p>Hahah that sounds like something you’d see on a sitcom.</p>

<p>And don’t worry about it. I don’t expect you to be hovering over this thread on a Saturday night, haha. Not everyone can be as cool as me, staying home, checking CC.</p>

<p>Midwestern suburbia is a sitcom in itself.</p>

<p>I also listened to the song, and it’s pretty good! I listened to some other songs by KLF, and you were right. Mostly “meh.”</p>

<p>Bump!!!</p>

<p>Walking around in China Town. Heh.</p>

<p>seriously 609? lol</p>

<p>Who’s 5 hrs into an 11 hr drive? I am!</p>

<p>11Hours? where ya headed. yeah im in NYC chinatown</p>

<p>ive seen like 4 couples in the past 3 minutes an it’s all asian girl white male</p>

<p>yeah, where are you going dfree?</p>

<p>Goin down to NC to visit colleges. My dad and I are switching off driving, I just got finished with my 2 hr shift >.<</p>

<p>hahaha, you’re allowed to drive outside of state? You can’t do that if you have a license from NJ</p>

<p>oh wow, so lucky. I’m not going anywhere for the break, gotta stay home as usual.</p>

<p>Also, I’m interested in UNC-CH</p>

<p>What’s everyone doing for spring break?</p>